職場雷人着裝規範:女性須穿肉色內衣

It’s one way to take the sexiness out of the f at one of the world’s top investment banks have been issued with a 43-page dress code specifying in minute detail what they can and can’t wear – and it’s bad news for fans of tight skirts or lacy black bras.

被譽爲“白領職場風景線”的養眼的“性感職業裝”恐怕不能繼續在工作場合出現了，瑞士聯合銀行近日用整整43頁紙的條例規定女職員工作場合應該如何穿衣、以及穿衣的具體細節。條例中“明文禁止”女職工在上班場合穿着緊身裙、或者黑色蕾絲胸罩等可能導致工作受到“影響”的性感裝束。

The guidance from Swiss firm UBS warns women to wear flesh-­coloured underwear, and avoid flashy jewellery and coloured artificial nails. Men are told choose ties with patterns that ‘match the bone structure of the face’.

據悉，瑞士聯合銀行關於穿衣的明文細則“近乎苛刻”，針對女性內衣褲顏色都做了限制、還有不許職工佩戴珠寶以及也會“彩繪指甲”說了“不”。此外，男士也先別提早“幸災樂禍”，條例規定男士佩戴的領帶必須符合“臉部骨架結構”，究竟什麼領帶怎樣和臉部骨架結構劃上等號，原因尚未得知。然而這場職場穿衣風暴還是讓白領們膽戰心驚。

'Underwear must not be visible against clothing or spilling out of clothing. Rather, they should be flesh-coloured under white shirts.' It adds: 'Women should not wear shoes that are too tight-fitting as there is nothing worse than a strained smile. 'Tattoos, piercings and ankle-chains are not desirable and do not give an impression of professionalism.

細則規定，內衣、內褲必須與職業裝顏色相近，不能從外觀看出內衣褲的顏色和紋路。此外，白色職業裝必須搭配淺肉色內衣褲。別難過，還早呢，從頭到腳都有束縛。細則還不忘在鞋子上“下功夫”，禁止女職工穿太緊的鞋子，因爲鞋子不舒服會影響服務態度。最後，紋身是絕對不可以出現的。

'Employees should also ensure that natural roots are not showing if they have coloured their hair, and not wear fancy and coloured artificial fingernails.' For men it states: 'You should wear a straight-cut two button jacket and trousers that make up part of a classic professional suit. 'Wear only ties that match the bone structure of the face and do not wear socks with cartoon motifs.

對了，還有頭髮。細則也不是那麼“不近人情”，如果職工要染髮的話，也不是不可以。但是要隨時提醒自己，不能讓新長出的髮根顯露出來，髮色顏色對比明顯會影響美觀。男士在着裝上要求穿兩扣的夾克搭配職業西服。另外，無論男女，絕對絕對不準穿“帶有卡通圖案”的襪子。