你哭着對我說 網上的食譜都是騙人的(1)
1. These sad ninjabread cookies:
這些哀傷的忍者餅乾：
"Ninja NO's!"
“絕對算不上忍者！”
2. This Frozen fail:
失敗的《冰雪奇緣》
“Pinterest fail on a Frozen-themed birthday cake for my daughter. I gave up and called a bakery.”
“按照Pinterest網上的一個圖片給女兒做的《冰雪奇緣》主題生日蛋糕失敗了。我放棄了，給麪包店打電話。”
3. This chocolate chip disaster:
巧克力碎屑餅乾的災難：
"I tried to make these chocolate chip cookies filled with Funfetti frosting, and clearly Pinterest was a freaking lie…"
“我嘗試做這種帶有碎巧克力的餅乾，裏面滿是Funfetti糖霜，很顯然Pinterest網站上都是騙人的……”
4. This shitty mug cake:
做壞了的杯子蛋糕：
"I tried to make a mug cake 'cause they looked so fun'. I'm not sure what went wrong here."
“我試着做個杯子蛋糕，因爲看起來很有趣。我不知道哪出錯了。”
5. This single vodka gummy bear container:
一個一個的伏特加小熊軟糖大集合：
"Vodka gummy bears! Oops."
“我的伏特加小熊軟糖們呀！”
