雙語笑話 第162期:換個工作

The doctor looked at his patient's tongue, felt his pulse, knocked on his chest, and began: "Same old story, my friend. Too much confinement. Do not deny it. What you need is plenty of outdoor exercise. Walk, Walk."

醫生看了看病人的舌頭，號了號脈。 敲了敲他地胸部，說道：“還是老問題，朋友， 運動量太小，不要否認這個事實。你需要大量的戶外運動。 走路。 走路。 ”

"But, doctor..."

“不過，醫生……”

"Don't argue with me. I am the doctor. Take my advice. Walk ten times as much as you do now. That's the only thing that will cure you."

“不要同我爭辯，我是醫生。遵照我的囑咐，走10倍於你現在所走的路，這是治癒你的疾病地唯一方法。 ”

"But my business..."

“然而我的工作是……”

"That is just the trouble. Your business! Well, change your business, so that you can get a chance to walk more. What is your business?"

“這正是問題所在。你的工作！好吧，換一個工作。 這樣一來，你就有機會多走動了。 你是幹什麼的？”

"I'm a letter-carrier."

“我是一名郵遞員。 ”