雙語笑話 第155期:第三次手術

The patient was recovering after an operation. His friend came to visit him and asked how he was getting along.

一位病人做完一個手術回到病房，他的朋友來看望他並問他感覺怎麼樣。

"Well," the patient began, "after my first operation they had to cut me open again. The doctor had to take out the sponge1 left in me." "But you got over it all right?"

“哎，”這位病人說，“第一次手術後他們又給我開了一刀，因爲醫生要取出忘在我體內的紗布.”“但是你挺過來了？”

"Oh, yes. Only I had another operation yesterday. They found that they had operated on the wrong part."

“噢，是的，只是他們昨天又給我開了一刀，因爲他們發現開刀開錯了地方。”

"Thank God. You're all right now, though," the friend said encouragingly.

“感謝上帝，你現在總算沒事了 。”朋友安慰他說。

At that time the doctor came in saying, "Has anyone seen my hat around here? I left it somewhere yesterday."

正在這時醫生進來說：“誰在這兒看見我的帽子了？我昨天把它忘在什麼地方了。”