開心一笑:吹牛大賽 比父母

An Army brat was boasting about his father to a Navy brat.

"My dad is an engineer. He can do everything. Do you know the Alps?"

"Yes," said the Navy brat.

"My dad has built them."

Then the naval kid spoke: "And do you know the Dead Sea?"

"Yes."

"It's my dad who's killed it!"

一個年輕的陸軍士兵跟一個海軍士兵吹牛，說他爸多麼了不起。
“我爸是個工程師。他什麼都會。你知道阿爾卑斯山麼？”
“知道，”海軍說
“我爸建的。”
年輕的海軍說：“那你知道死海麼？”
“知道。”
“那可是我爸弄死的”

brat 乳臭未乾的小孩，小屁孩