第一次約會不能穿什麼?
First dates are always nerve-wracking--that's a given. So many questions! Where will we go? What if I'm gassy? Should I let him pay or should I offer to split the tab? What will we talk about? Will he like me? More importantly, will I like him?
第一次約會總是很緊張——那是一定的。你會有很多問題：我們去哪？他覺得我沒內涵怎麼辦？我是讓他掏錢還是各付各的？跟他說點什麼呢？他會喜歡我嗎？更重要的是，我會喜歡他嗎？
What you shouldn't wear on a date--especially a first date
約會尤其是第一次約會不能穿什麼
Underwear 內衣
Bad underwear isn't necessarily ugly or old. It's the bra that pushes your boobies up beautifully, but pinches your underarm chub. It's the boyshorts you paid for, but ride up your butt crack every time you climb a stair.
不是隻有難看的或者舊的內褲纔是糟糕的。就算你的內衣可以很好的襯托出你的胸型，把你腋下的肉擠得跟鮭魚似的也不行。你可能花了50塊錢買了條低腰平腳短褲，但是每次你爬個臺階你的屁屁都快裂開了，這都是糟糕的。
And yes, sexy Underoos can make a girl feel sassy, but that effect is lost when you're constantly digging elastic out of your behind.
是的，性感型的能讓一姑娘覺得自己挺時髦的，不過你總得去拽後邊的鬆緊帶的話，就什麼效果都沒了。
Battle of "The Bulge" 和“贅肉”的戰鬥
While it's true that support garments count as underwear, I thought the scourge of the Spanx deserved its own entry. I once wore one of these Instruments of Torture on a TV audition and I'm sure the pained look on my face went a long way towards ensuring you'll never see me on prime time.
塑型美體的也算內衣，我承認，我以爲Spanx牌子帶來的折磨是值得的。我曾經穿了這種殘忍的刑具去參加一個電視試鏡，我確定我調整了好久纔沒讓你們在電視上看見我疼得齜牙咧嘴的樣子。
I get that we all want to look thinner than we actually are, but believe me, most guys would rather see a little belly bulge than deal with a cranky, cramping girl all night.
我明白咱都想看着比實際瘦點，但是相信我，大部分男生都寧願面對一個有點小肚子的姑娘也不願意一整晚都面對一個被箍得快發瘋的姑娘。
Romper stomper 揹帶褲連體服
The romper/jumpsuit craze is one trend I will be happy to see end. Whether or not you're planning on getting naked with your date, wearing a one-piece tells your boy that he's going to have to work hard to get there. Too hard. No matter how deluded he might be, a guy always wants to imagine he has a chance of enticing you into a dark corner for a little hooking up.
揹帶褲連體服是我非常樂意看到走向沒落的東西，不管你是否計劃這次約會有什麼深入發展，穿着一件連體服就是告訴男生，他要付出非常大的努力才能讓你們的關係有實質性的進展，也許怎麼努力都不行。就算是自欺欺人也好，男生總是願意想象自己有個機會把你帶到什麼黑暗的角落開心一下。
A jumpsuit says that ain't going to happen. Not to mention that unless you're a race car driver or a 3-year-old, the all-in-one outfit makes you look like a moron.
一件連體服就意味着這根本不可能發生。所以，如果你不是個賽車手也不是三歲小孩，別穿這個，這種連在一起的衣服讓你看着像個傻瓜。
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n. 隊，一羣，樂隊
audi聽－聽新演員唱－試唱
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n. 膨脹，優勢，暴增
vt. 使 ... 膨
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adj. 應得的；理所當然的 v. 值得；應得；應受報答
bleeding['bli:diŋ]想一想再看
n. 出血；滲色 adj. 流血的；同情的 v. 出血；
entry['entri]想一想再看
n. 進入，入口，登記，條目
Torture by toe nail 被腳趾折磨
My boyfriend still reminds me of the time I wore a pair of sassy heels out to see his favorite band and made him leave before they even went onstage because my feet had turned into bleeding stumps. (I offered to leave on my own, but being a gentleman, he helped me hobble home and promptly never let me forget it.)
我男朋友到現在還在說我有一次穿了一雙很時髦的高跟鞋，陪他去看他最喜歡的樂隊，最後在樂隊上臺之前就不得不拖着他離開，因爲我的腳已經撐不住了。(我跟他說我可以自己走，不過作爲一個紳士，他還是幫我一瘸一拐的走回了家，然後讓我對這件事永世不忘。)
I know many women can wear sky-high heels with ease, but unless you're one of them, don't. I'm not saying you should wear sneaks, or worse, Uggs, but try to find some sort of manageable middle ground.
我知道有些女生就算踩着高蹺也能很輕鬆的走路，除非你也是這樣的，否則不要穿太高跟的鞋子。我不是說你要穿運動鞋，或者Ugg啥的，不過找找那些你穿得來的中等高度的鞋子吧。
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n. 帶，箍，波段 想一想再看 adj. 易辦的，易管理的，易控制的 想一想再看 adv. 不斷地，經常地 想一想再看 adj. 怪癖的，不穩的 想一想再看 adj. 臺上的；臺上演出的 adv. 上臺；上場 想一想再看 n. 聽，聽力，試聽
n. 隊，一羣，樂隊
audi聽－聽新演員唱－試唱
想一想再看
n. 膨脹，優勢，暴增
vt. 使 ... 膨
讀：爆炸－膨脹，鼓起，突起的狀態 deserved[di'zə:vd]
想一想再看
adj. 應得的；理所當然的 v. 值得；應得；應受報答
bleeding['bli:diŋ]想一想再看
n. 出血；滲色 adj. 流血的；同情的 v. 出血；
entry['entri]想一想再看
n. 進入，入口，登記，條目
Costume ball 化裝舞會
Lady Gaga can wear a metallic pleather bodysuit, wrap-around sunglasses and peep-toe, patent-leather booties. You can't.
雷帝嘎嘎可以穿着金屬的仿皮革的衣服，帶着大大的太陽鏡，穿露趾涼鞋啥的，可你不行。
想一想再看
n. 帶，箍，波段 想一想再看 adj. 易辦的，易管理的，易控制的 想一想再看 adv. 不斷地，經常地 想一想再看 adj. 怪癖的，不穩的 想一想再看 adj. 臺上的；臺上演出的 adv. 上臺；上場 想一想再看 n. 聽，聽力，試聽
n. 隊，一羣，樂隊
audi聽－聽新演員唱－試唱
想一想再看
n. 膨脹，優勢，暴增
vt. 使 ... 膨
讀：爆炸－膨脹，鼓起，突起的狀態 deserved[di'zə:vd]
想一想再看
adj. 應得的；理所當然的 v. 值得；應得；應受報答
bleeding['bli:diŋ]想一想再看
n. 出血；滲色 adj. 流血的；同情的 v. 出血；
entry['entri]想一想再看
n. 進入，入口，登記，條目
