雙語笑話 第481期: 晚起的蟲蟲被鳥吃

I've been up since 6! I made porridge and took a nice long speed walk!

我六點就起來了，不但做了粥喝，還走了一段又好，又長，又有速度的路

The dueling at dawn was invented by a morning person

選擇在拂曉時分決鬥是由喜歡早起的人發明的