你見過如此荒唐的音樂節嗎

New Music Festival Just Large Empty Field To Do Drugs In

新形式音樂節——在空地上吸毒

MOUNT STERLING, KY-Declaring the event a rousing success so far, organizers confirmed more than 45,000 people turned out Wednesday for the first annual Cavalcade Folk and Roots Festival, a four-day gathering that consists solely of a big empty field to do drugs in.

來自肯塔基州的報道。此次音樂節目前已取得激動人心的成功。主辦方確認4.5萬人之多於週三參加了首屆年度Cavalcade Folk and Roots音樂節，四天聚會，主要內容就是參加的人在一塊大空地上吸毒。

Held on a farm in the foothills of eastern Kentucky, the festival, which continues through Friday and features no live performances of any kind, reportedly offers "something for every type of music lover," specifically a fenced-off, 300-acre pasture in which to consume a broad array of mind-altering substances.

該音樂節舉辦於肯塔基東部一丘陵腳下的農場上，週五還在進行中，其特點是沒有任何的現場表演。據報道主辦方會給各種喜愛音樂的人士提供一些東西，具體地說就是在這個無圍欄，300英畝的草坪上消耗掉大量的能夠迷亂心智的藥物。

"We thought it'd be awesome to host a festival that would attract people from all over the country who just want to kick back and ingest narcotics for 96 hours straight," festival organizer Randy Felder said of the event that takes place on a barren expanse of land with no stages, sound equipment, lighting, art, or vendors. "Cavalcade is all about creating a venue where live music fans can come together, hang out, and do what they love most.

我們覺得舉辦這種形式的音樂節去吸引全國各地的人是很棒的一件事。他們能通過吸食麻醉毒品來好好的休息96個小時。音樂節主辦方Randy Felder這樣描述這次聚會，一次舉辦在一片空曠土地上的音樂節，沒有舞臺音響設備，更別說燈光，美術，甚至連商販都沒有。Cavalcade純粹就是爲那些音樂迷的聚會提供一個場地，他們可以在那裏閒逛，喜歡做什麼都可以。

"And you couldn't ask for a better spot," Felder added. "I mean, it rained pretty hard yesterday, but people didn't let it bring them down. A lot of them didn't even seem to notice."

"但你不能去要求一個更好的場地"，Felder補充道。我的意思是昨天這裏下了一場大雨，但他們的心情似乎絲毫沒受什麼影響，貌似很多人甚至都沒注意到下雨了。

Officials reported that while the festival grounds contain no tents or any other form of shelter against the elements, ticket holders nonetheless came out in droves to the vast, otherwise deserted meadow to enjoy a number of big-name drugs, including marijuana, cocaine, and heroin, as well as a wide variety of less well-known substances and up-and-coming hallucinogens such as salvia, ayahuasca, ketamine, and several dozen improvised inhalants.

官方報道此次音樂節場地沒有任何應對惡劣天氣的措施，沒有帳篷，沒有其他任何的遮蔽工具，儘管如此音樂迷們還是陸陸續續的走進這片荒蕪的空地上去享受那些"大名鼎鼎"的毒品。包括大麻，可卡因，海洛因等。還包括其他大量不知名的毒品，以及那些即將變得受歡迎的迷幻劑如鼠尾草，死藤水，克他命和一些批量包裝的臨時準備的吸入劑。