有趣英語幽默小故事 小學

英語幽默故事簡短，內容詼諧幽默，情節生動有趣。今天小編整理了一些英語小故事，希望對大家喜歡。

有趣英語幽默小故事：跛腿

Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are dragging their right foot as they walk.

兩個人在人行道上分別拖着自己的右腿，相向而行。

As they meet, one man looks at the other knowingly, points to his foot and says, Vietnam, 1969."

他們相遇了，一個人理解地看着另一個人，指着自己的腿說：“1969年，越南。”

The other points his thumb behind him and says, "Dog crap, 20 feet back."

另一個人豎起了大拇指，說“再走20英尺，狗屎。”

英語幽默小故事：金髮姑娘的狗

A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were.

一個女孩去拜訪她的金髮朋友，這個朋友最近養了兩隻“狗”，於是女孩問道：“它們叫什麼名字呀?”

The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex.

金髮朋友說，一隻叫Rolex，另一隻叫Timex。

Her friend said, "Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?

女孩說：“哪有狗狗叫這個名字的。”

"HELLLOOOOOOO..." answered the blonde. "They're watch dogs!"

“那個……”金髮朋友說。“他們是監視器!”

英語幽默小故事：企鵝和動物園

A man is driving down the freeway with his two pet penguins when he gets pulled over by a cop for speeding. After the cop hands over the speeding ticket to the driver, he notices the 2 penguins. The cop informs the driver that he must take the penguins to the zoo. The driver agrees to do so.

一個人帶着兩隻寵物企鵝在高速公路上開車，然後因爲超速被一個警察抄了牌子。警察將超速罰單交給他時，他注意到了這兩隻企鵝，並告訴這個人，必須把企鵝帶去動物園。這個人同意了。

Two months later, the same man is pulled over by the same cop for speeding. The cop notices the penguins again only now they are wearing sun glasses and eating ice cream.

兩個月後，這個人又被同一個警察因爲超速逮到了。警察再一次注意到了企鵝，它們還戴着太陽眼鏡，吃着冰激凌。

The cop says, "I thought I told you to take those penguins to the zoo."

警察說：“我是不是已經告訴你要把這些企鵝帶去動物園了。”

The man responds, "I did take them to the zoo, now I'm taking them to the beach."

這個人回答道，“我確實帶了它們去動物園呀，現在我帶它們去沙灘。”