趣味幽默英語故事閱讀
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男人和他的妻子
A man sat at a bar, had the saddest hangdog expression.
一個男人坐在酒吧裏，傷心至極。
Bartender: "What's the matter? Are you having troubles with your wife?"
酒吧招待："你怎麼了?跟老婆鬧矛盾了?
The man: "We had a fight, and she told me that she wasn't going to speak to me for a month."
男人："我們吵了一架，她說一個月都不跟我說話。"
Bartender: "That should make you happy."
酒吧招待："那你應該高興纔是啊!"
The man: "No, the month is up today!"
男人："不，今天是這個月的最後一天。"
趣味幽默英語故事：High Mountain高山
Peter: "The last time I was out hunting, I stepped off a high cliff, and would you believe it, while I was falling every fool deed I'd ever done came into my mind."
皮特："我上次出去打獵，跌下了很高的懸崖，信不信由你，當我跌落的時候，我腦海裏浮現了我做過的所有蠢事。"
Bob: "Must have been a pretty high mountain you fell from."
鮑勃："你一定是從萬丈高山上跌落的吧。"
趣味幽默英語故事：The pen鋼筆
Bill: Mary, give me your pen, please.
比爾：瑪麗，你的鋼筆請給我用一用。
Mary: Why don't you want to write with your own pen?
瑪麗：爲什麼你不想用你自己的鋼筆寫呢?
Bill: Because it always makes so many mistakes.
比爾：因爲它經常產生許多錯誤。
趣味幽默英語故事：Anne's Age安妮的年齡Teacher: How old are you, Anne?
老師：安妮，你幾歲?
Anne: Fifteen.
安妮：十五歲。
Teacher: But you were only seven last year, and now you are eight years old.
老師：你去年才七歲，現在應該是八歲啊!
Anne: Well, seven last year and eight this year make fifteen.
安妮：對啦，去年七歲加今年八歲等於十五歲。
趣味幽默英語故事：Always Thirsty總感到口渴
"I had an operation," said a man to his friend, "and the doctor left a sponge in me."
一個男人對他的朋友說：“我動了一次手術，手術後醫生把一塊海綿忘在我的身體裏了。”
"That's terrible!" said the friend. "Got any pain?"
“真是太糟糕了!”朋友說道：“你覺得疼嗎?”
"No, but I am always thirsty!"
"不，我只是覺得口渴。”
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