精彩文章：淘寶上能買到的奇葩物品
摘錄：一天20塊錢(3.2美元)，你就能從淘寶買個網絡情人。是真人哦!早上會給你說早上好，白天聽你牢騷，給你鼓勵，晚上躺牀上了還能給你道晚安，祝你好夢。你甚至可以自己設計這個網絡愛人的性格。
With the rapid development of e-commerce in China, the list of stuff you can’t buy from the Internet is shrinking greatly. The diverse tastes and fearless fashion sense of the new generation of customers have pushed sellers’ boundaries of innovation 。
Here are some of the most creative and eye-popping products for sale from Taobao, China’s largest online shopping platform。
隨着中國經濟的快速發展，網購不能買到的東西越來越少。新生代消費者們五花八門的品位和無所畏懼的時尚感已推動了賣家的創新底線。
下面是中國最大網購平臺——淘寶上賣的創意十足，讓人跌破眼鏡的物品。
Playful accessories
有趣小玩意
A store named "Strange taste" based in Hangzhou, Zhejiang province guarantees that you won’t be caught in the same outfit or sporting the same accessories as others with its unique offerings。
倉庫位於浙江杭州，名爲“怪味”的網店賣的全是特色商品，保證你不會和別人撞衫或是發現和其他人一樣的小玩意兒。
“Delicious” earrings. Now is your chance to frame your face with your favorite food. These whimsical earrings are made in the shapes of dumplings, fried eggs and bacon: a feast for the eyes。
美味耳環。現在輪到你用最愛的食物裝飾臉了。這些奇奇怪怪的耳環要麼是餃子形狀，要麼是煎蛋，要麼是烤肉：簡直是視覺盛宴有沒有。
“You stepped on me” canvas shoes
“你踩我腳了”帆布鞋
Time travel paintings
時光穿梭畫
The paintings managed to give the classic Tang dynasty (AD 618-907) style portraits a modern touch by featuring contemporary inventions including the hair dryer, selfie stick and, amusingly, the minions from Despicable Me。
給經典的唐代(公元 618-907)畫添上一些現代小物品，比如吹風機，自拍杆，甚至還有《神偷奶爸》裏可愛的小黃人，畫風立馬變現代了。
This Tang Dynasty beauty enjoys the convenience of using a hair dryer, the elegance of high heels and the companionship of the minions from Despicable Me。
圖中的唐朝美女手拿給人帶來便利的吹風機，腳蹬優雅的高跟鞋，還有《神偷奶爸》裏的小黃人陪她玩耍。
Two pouting Tang Dynasty beauties take photos with a selfie stick。
兩個噘嘴的唐朝美女用自拍杆自拍。
Cyber sweethearts
網絡甜心
For about 20 yuan ($3.2) a day, you could buy a cyber sweetheart from Taobao. They are real people who will phone you to say good morning, wish you sweet dreams as you lay in bed at night, listen to your complaints and give you encouragement in between. You can even customize the personality of your untouchable lover。
一天20塊錢(3.2美元)，你就能從淘寶買個網絡情人。是真人哦!早上會給你說早上好，白天聽你牢騷，給你鼓勵，晚上躺牀上了還能給你道晚安，祝你好夢。你甚至可以自己設計這個網絡愛人的性格。
Doge headgear
Doge頭套
Doge, the Shiba Inu dog behind the greatest meme the Internet has yet to see, has also become an inspiration for Taobao sellers。
網絡上惡搞的日本柴犬——doge也成了淘寶賣家的靈感來源。
The hand muff/pillow with the shape and likeness of Doge’s head enables the buyers to take amusing photos and plaster multicolored text on them to imitate the inner monologue of the dog。
用Doge頭像的手暖、枕頭買家可以拍逗比照片，然後粘上各種各樣的文字以模仿狗的內心獨白。
