英語笑話:Not so fast 別那麼急嘛

A pig and a chicken were walking by a church where a gala（歡慶的） charity event was taking ing caught up in the spirit, the pig suggested to the chicken that they each make a contribution."Great idea!" the chicken cried."Let's offer hem ham and eggs?""Not so fast," said the pig testily. "For you, that's a contribution. For me, it's a total commitment."一隻豬和一隻雞路過一所教堂，那裏有一場盛大慈善活動正在進行着。在精神上收到觸動的豬向小雞提出建議：他們每個人作出點自己的貢獻。“好主意！”雞尖叫道，“讓我們給腿和雞蛋吧？”“着什麼急”豬不耐煩地說，“對你來說，是一個貢獻，對我來說，這是一個完全的獻身。”