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雙語笑話 第1期:A True Confession真實的告解

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A man walks into a confession booth and says,"I have sinned."

有一個男人走進告解室說:“我犯罪了”。

"What did you do?"asks the priest.

神父 問 :“你做了什麼?”

"I committed a murder."

“我犯了謀殺罪”

The priest says,"take a drink out of the holy cup and you will be forgiven."

神父說:“你喝一口聖盃的聖水,你就得饒恕。”

A man walks into the confession booth and says ,"I have sinned."

有一個男人走進告解室說:“我犯罪了”。

The priest asks him ,"what did you do?"

神父問他: “你做了什麼?”

"I robbed six banks."

“我搶了六家銀行”

The priest says, "take a drink out of the holy cup and you will be forgiven."

神父說:“你喝一口聖盃的聖水,你就得饒恕。”

Another man walks into the confession booth and says ," I have sinned ."

另一個男人走進告解室說:“我犯罪了”。

" What did you do?" asks the priest,

神父問:“你做了什麼?”

"I broke the holy cup."

“我把聖盃打破了”。