英語笑話:耶穌的電視機

Jesus’s Telly　　A child on Christmas time asked for some paper and crayons in order to draw a crib. Eventually the artistic masterpiece was displayed for parental approval. The manager, the shepherds, Jesus and Holy Family wore duly admired.
　　"But what’s that in the corner?" asked Mother.
　　"Oh, that’s their telly," replied the tot.聖誕節時孩子要了紙和蠟筆，想畫一張耶穌誕生像。最後這件藝術品被陳列出來供父母鑑賞。
　　他們對耶穌誕生後睡的馬槽，牧羊人，耶穌及其家庭都逐一表示讚賞。
　　“可是那個角落裏是什麼？”媽媽問。
　　“噢，那是他們的電視機，”孩子回答說。