雙語笑話 第164期:摩西和耶穌

A burglar（竊賊） breaks into a house. He sees a CD player that he wants so he takes it. Then he hears a voice "JESUS is watching you". He looks around with his flashlight wandering "What The HELL Was That?". He spots some $ on a table and takes it. Once again he hears a voice "JESUS is watching you".

一個竊賊潛入一戶人家。他看到一個喜歡的CD機，他趕緊拿了。就在這個時候他聽到有人說：“耶穌正在看着你。”他照着手電看來看去，嘀咕着：“到底是什麼人在說話？”這時，他看到桌子上有些錢，他又拿了。那聲音又來了：“耶穌正在看着你。”

He hides in a corner trying to find where the voice came from. He spots a birdcage with a parrot in it! He goes over and asks "Was that your voice?". It said "YES". He then says "What's your name?". It says "MOSES". The burglar says "What kind of PErson names his bird moses?" The parrot replys "THE SAME PERSON THAT NAMES HIS Rottweiler "JESUS".

他躲到一個角落，想找出是誰在說話。結果看到一隻鸚鵡，於是他問鸚鵡：“是你在說話嗎？”鸚鵡承認了。 小賊說：“你叫什麼名字？”“摩西”。小賊說：“什麼人給鳥取這種名字？”鸚鵡回答：“就是那個給他的羅威那犬取名爲‘耶穌’的那個人啊。”