簡單英文優秀的小笑話

原來用不同的眼光看世界是這麼的讓人快樂，今天小編就給大家分享一下英語笑話，不開心可以來學習看看

　　兒童的英語小笑話參考

Naive reasoning 天真的推理

A man was telling a story to his son, a four-year-old boy. The boy noticed a lock of gray hair on his father's head and asked: "Why are some of your gray, papa?"

"Papa will get a gray hair every time his little boy is naughty," said his father, thinking to take the advantage of this opportunity to give him a moral lesson.

The boy thought for a moment, and then naively said: "Oh, I see why my grandpapa has a lot of gray hair on his head. I think he must have had very naughty boys."

有個人給他的兒子，一個4歲的男孩講故事。小男孩注意到他父親的頭上有一縷白髮，就問道：“爸爸，你的頭髮怎麼是白的?”

他的父親想趁機給他上一堂教育課，就回答說：“爸爸的小男孩每頑皮一次，爸爸頭上就會長出一根白頭髮。”

小男孩沉思了一下，就天真地說：“哦，我知道爺爺爲什麼有那麼多白頭髮了。我想他的兒子們一定也非常頑皮。”

　　英文經典小笑話

The remaining sheep 剩下的羊

The teacher said: "If the shepherd put twenty sheep out to feed on the grass in a field, five of them jumped a fence, how many sheep would be left?"

"None," called out little Mac. The teacher said: "I am surprised that you can't count correctly. I know that you are good at arithmetic, but you have made such a mistake now."

Little Mac said: "You know arithmetic, teacher, but you don't know sheep. I know that if one sheep jumped, the rest will follow it to do the same."

老師說：“如果牧羊人把20只羊放到牧場上去吃草，有5只羊跳出了圍欄，還會剩下多少隻?”

小麥克大聲回答說：“一隻都沒有。”老師說：“我很驚訝，你竟然不會算數。我知道你的算術很好的，現在竟會出錯。”

小麥克說：“老師，你懂算術，但你不瞭解羊。英語小故事我知道，若是有一隻羊跳了出去，其餘的就會跟着她跳出去。”

　　英語優秀的小笑話閱讀

Don't bother me 別煩我

One day a kind man met a panicky little boy in his neighbor-hood when he was going home from his office.

He noticed that the boy seemed to have fought with other boys. He kindly said: "Why do you have a black eye, little man? I am sorry to see that?"

Unexpectedly the boy replied angrily: "Don't bother me. You go home to feel sorry for your own little boy-he has got two!"

有一天一個好心的人下班回家時，在他居住的小區裏碰到一個神色慌張的小男孩。

他注意到這個孩子像是剛和別的孩子打過架，就親切的對他說：“小傢伙，你怎麼會有個黑眼眶呀?看到你這樣，我很爲你難過?”

不料這個小男孩竟然氣沖沖地回答說：“別煩我。你回家去爲你自己的小男孩難過吧。他有兩個黑眼眶。”