喜感的墓誌銘:都是名字惹的禍
搞笑的墓誌銘有很多，比如“其實我是臥底”之類，不過像下面這幾個因爲名字的關係而生成如此喜感的墓誌銘的，可就是真的獨一無二了。看來，取個有個性的名字，還是有長遠效果的……
John Strange
Here lies an honest man,
And that is Strange。
--A lawyer's tombstone in England
Strange，一個奇怪的姓氏，滑稽而又無情地“否定”了這位律師的美德。
2. Reader if cash thou art
In want of any
Dig 4 feet deep
And thou wilt find a Penny
--John Penny's epitaph in the Wimborne, England, cemetery
“看官，您若缺錢，不妨掘地四尺，就會發現一便士。”果真如此，“便士”兄弟的玩笑可就開大了。
3. Here lies Ann Mann
Who lived an old maid
But died an old Mann
--Dec.8,1767
又是姓氏弄人！她孤獨地死去，還被改了性別，變成了man(與Mann諧音)！
4. Gone away Owin' more (與owing more諧音)
Than he could pay
--Owen Moore in Battersea, London, England
人們在借給Owen Moore先生錢的時候，會不會因爲他的名字而有所猶豫呢？
5. Here lies
Johnny Yeast
Pardon me
For not rising
--In Ruidoso, New Mexico
入土也不忘客氣，真是一位 gentleman。
6. Here lies the body of our Anna
Done to death by a banana
It wasn't the fruit that laid her low
But the skin of the thing that made her go。
--Anna Hopewell's grave in Enosburg Falls, Vermont (佛蒙特州伊諾斯堡福爾斯市)
Anna真是不幸，她被一塊香蕉皮奪去了生命。轉念想想，這一跤難道與伊諾斯堡福爾斯市的名字(Falls)有關？
