聽說常化妝的人才懂這19個詞彙 你get了麼
1. Naked
1、裸色系
What everyone else thinks it means: Not wearing any clothes.
別人認爲它的意思是：一絲不掛。
What it really means: The palette you're willing to spend your rent on.
實際上的意思是：你願意花上房租錢買的眼影盤。
2. Crease
2、眼影妝
What everyone else thinks it means: A fold pressed into your pants by the dry cleaner.
別人認爲它的意思是：乾洗店員工弄到你褲子上的摺痕。
What it really means: Where you apply your darkest eyeshadow for a true "Bitch, I'm fabulous" look.
實際上的意思是：你用顏色最深的眼影打造的一副“小婊砸，我可美着呢”的腹黑妝。
3. Waterline
3、水線
What everyone else thinks it means: A pipe that carries water.
別人認爲它的意思是：輸水的管道。
What it really means: The fleshy pink area lining your eyelids, and the most Dangerous place to put that $20 Smashbox liner you just spent your Sephora reward on.
實際上的意思是：眼瞼處畫眼線的肉粉色區域，是你用絲芙蘭獎勵買下的二十美元Smashbox牌眼線筆化眼妝時最危險的部位。
4. Highlighter
4、提亮筆
What everyone else thinks it means: A writing utensil used for marking important passages of text.
別人認爲它的意思是：用來標識出重要文章段落的寫作工具。
What it really means: A magical sparkly elixir applied to the lips, nose, and cheekbones that makes you look like you… if you were half unicorn.
實際上的意思是：一支用來畫嘴脣、鼻子和顴骨的神奇彩妝，讓你看起來是你……彷彿你有獨角獸的血統。
5. Shade
5、色系
What everyone else thinks it means: Blatant and also sometimes, somehow, simultaneously low key rudeness to another person.
別人認爲它的意思是：公然的、有時可能對別人來說比較隱晦的粗暴行爲。
What it really means: The almost imperceptibly slight difference between the 600 lipsticks in my drawer.
實際上的意思是：在我的抽屜裏顏色差小到可以忽略的600支口紅。
6. Baking
6、定妝
What everyone else thinks it means: The process of making cookies, cakes, and pastries.
別人認爲它的意思是：做餅乾、蛋糕、或點心的過程。
What it really means: The process of letting makeup settle on one’s face for an extended period of time, making fine lines into skin that would make a baby's ass jealous.
實際上的意思是：臉部定妝的過程（時間超長），使皮膚呈現出優美的線條，其效果讓嬰兒的嫩屁屁也相形見絀。
7. Strobe
7、提亮
What everyone else thinks it means: A blinky light that makes EDM fans happy.
別人認爲它的意思是：讓電子舞曲迷們嗨起來的閃光燈。
What it really means: The process of highlighting one’s whole damn face that makes lazy former contourers happy.
實際上的意思是：提亮膚色的過程，能讓先前慵懶的臉色變得富有生機活力。
8. Thread
8、挑眉線
What everyone else thinks it means: The strings of fibers that hold your clothes together.
別人認爲它的意思是：將衣服連接爲一個整體的纖維線繩。
What it really means: The strings of fibers that keep your brows apart.
實際上的意思是：挑眉毛的線繩。
9. Roots
9、髮根
What everyone else thinks it means: The veiny system that anchors a tree or other plant into the ground.
別人認爲它的意思是：將樹或是其他植物固定在地面的紋理系統。
What it really means: The parts of your hair most disrespectful of the three months and $900 it took you to get that perfect cotton candy color.
實際上的意思是：你花了900美元才做出的那種完美的棉花糖顏色，但三個月後，你的頭髮亂成一團糟的部分。
10. MAC
10、魅可彩妝
What everyone else thinks it means: A computer or other device manufactured by Apple.
別人認爲它的意思是：蘋果生產的電腦或是其他設備。
What it really means: The holiest of all makeup brands. Also sometimes referred to as "the gates of Heaven."
實際上的意思是：化妝品牌中的戰鬥機。有時可比作是“天堂之門”。
11. Red
11、紅色系
What everyone else thinks it means: A warm, intense color often associated with fire engines and cherries.
別人認爲它的意思是：通常會讓人聯想到消防車和櫻桃的一種溫暖的、強烈的顏色。
What it really means: Ruby Woo, Film Noir, Cardinal, Dangerous, and Diva (and those are just the ones I tried before leaving the house today).
實際上的意思是：Ruby Woo、Film Noir、Cardinal、 Dangerous、Diva（而這些只是當天我離開屋子之前試過的口紅而已。）
12. Blush
12、腮紅
What everyone else thinks it means: The natural flush of pinkness that comes over a person’s cheeks when they’re embarrassed.
別人認爲它的意思是：人們感到尷尬時臉頰上呈現出的紅暈。
What it really means: $30 less in my savings account.
實際上的意思是：我的儲蓄帳戶上少了30美元。
13. Bed
13、甲牀
What everyone else thinks it means: The soft, cozy place you lay your perfectly coiffed head at night.
別人認爲它的意思是：晚上你將做了頭髮的腦袋躺在上面的柔軟又舒適的地方。
What it really means: The layer of dermis most likely to get exposed in a door slamming incident when your manicure is most thoroughly lit.
實際上的意思是：最有可能被門夾到的皮膚層，而你做的美甲也會毀於一旦。
14. Kohls
14、眼妝
What everyone else thinks it means: The department store where you go to spend your hard-earned Kohl's cash.
別人認爲它的意思是：你用來消費辛苦攢來的購物券的購物商場。
What it really means: Creamy, heavily pigmented, luxurious liners that make you look like Cleo-fucking-patra.
實際上的意思是：讓你看起來賊高大上的各種防水的、啞光的或是賊貴的眼線筆。
15. Swatch
15、試色
What everyone else thinks it means: An affordable Swiss wristwatch brand.
別人認爲它的意思是：一款買得起的瑞士手錶品牌。
What it really means: The 374 very slightly varied shades of pink all over your hand right now.
實際上的意思是：覆在你手上的374種顏色差很小的粉紅色。
16. Diffuse
16、蓬鬆定型
What everyone else thinks it means: To spread something out over a large area.
別人認爲它的意思是：將某物擴散到一片比較大的區域。
What it really means: To use a tool that detangles and defines your curls, so that you don't feel the need to cut them all off, spreading them over a large area of the salon floor.
實際上的意思是：使用一種能讓你的頭髮變卷並定型的工具，那樣你就不會覺得有必要把這部分頭髮全部剪掉，也不會弄得理髮店地板上全都是頭髮。
17. Benefit
17、福利
What everyone else thinks it means: A perk from your job in addition to your salary, e.g. medical coverage or a 401(k).
別人認爲它的意思是：工作薪水之外的福利，例如醫療保險或是參加401（K）養老計劃。
What it really means: Where you spend all that money you should be investing in your 401(k).
實際上的意思是：你把應該投資在401（K）養老計劃上的所有錢都花在了別的地方。
18. Primer
18、底妝
What everyone else thinks it means: The sticky substance used to prepare walls before painting.
別人認爲它的意思是：在刷牆之前用來做準備的粘稠物。
What it really means: Okay, so basically that, except by "walls", I mean "your face".
實際上的意思是：好吧，基本上是那樣，除了我說的“牆（walls）”指的是“你的臉”。
19. Wings
19、挑線
What everyone else thinks it means: The most delicious item on the sampler platter (tied with potato skins and mozzarella sticks).
別人認爲它的意思是：拼盤上最好吃的東西（用土豆皮包裹的芝士條）。
What it really means: The line of makeup extending from the outer corner of your eye, two of which you will probably never get to match.
實際上的意思是：眼睛外眼角延伸出來的眼線，你可能永遠都無法將（左右眼的）這兩條線化得對稱。
