寶寶哭泣的40個理由：小孩的腦回路簡直了！

Any parent of a young child will know that tantrumscan strike at any moment - and for any reason.
小孩兒的父母都知道，他們的寶貝會隨時隨刻由於各種原因鬧脾氣。

No matter how seemingly ridiculous to a rational adult, the cause of a toddler throwing a wobbly is varied and uNPRedictable... and reasoning with them is usually fruitless.
無論這一切在一個理性的成年人眼裏看起來有多可笑，一個牙牙學語的小盆友發脾氣的原因千奇百怪且無法預測……而且通常同他們進行理論也是徒勞的。

One mother decided to note down the reasons for every single tantrum her three-year-old daughter, or 'three-nager', threw in a 24-hour period.
一位母親決定在24小時內記錄下讓她3歲女兒，或者說3歲''熊孩子''發脾氣的每一個原因。

40個完全理性的原因：爲什麼我三歲的女兒今天發脾氣

wanted to wear her Elsa shirt (which is in the dirty clothes Pile).
她想穿她的艾爾莎襯衫（那件衣服在髒衣服堆裏）
2.I put the wrong episode of Strawberry Shortcake on.
我拿錯了草莓酥餅
3.I didn't get her breakfast quickly enough.
我沒有足夠快讓她吃上早飯
didn't want cereal. She wanted oats.
她不想吃穀物她想吃燕麥
5.I gave her the wrong bowl for her oats. She wanted the bowl that her uneaten cereal was in.
我給錯了她盛燕麥的碗。她想要那個裏面還有沒吃完穀物的碗
spilled oats on her knee.
她把燕麥灑在膝蓋上
wanted the small spoon.
她想要小勺子
8.I gave her the yellow blanket instead of the pink blanket.
我給了她黃色的毯子而不是粉色的
wanted to wear her Elsa dress instead of her Elsa shirt.
她想穿艾爾莎的裙子而不是襯衫
's not her birthday today.
今天不是她的生日
cat wouldn't let her pick him up by the tail.
貓不願被她揪着尾巴拎起來
couldn't open the wrapper to her muesli bar.
她無法拆開早餐棒的包裝
13.I opened the wrapper to her muesli bar too much.
我替她拆燕麥堅果能量棒時，把包裝拆的太多了
muesli bar broke in two.
她的燕麥堅果能量棒折成了兩半
colouring in, I used the wrong colour of blue for Cinderella's dress.
上色的時候，我給灰姑娘的裙子用錯了藍色
16.I sat on her imaginary friend.
我不小心坐在了她的假想朋友上
put her shoes on the wrong feet.
她穿鞋子時穿錯了腳
18.Peppa Pig ended.
粉紅小豬妹（動畫片）結束了
19.I cut her sandwich into triangles.
我把她的三明治切成了三角形
20.I cut her second sandwich into squares.
我把她的第二塊三明治切成了正方形
21.I wouldn't let her play in the car.
我不讓她在車裏玩
22.I suggested we take a nap.
我建議我們小睡一下
dropped her hat on the road.
在路上她的帽子掉了
24.I didn't let her answer the phone.
我沒讓她接電話
25.I sat on the wrong side of the couch.
我坐錯沙發位置了
started to rain.
天開始下雨了
27.I had to cook dinner.
我不得不去準備晚餐
brother talked to her.
她哥哥和她說話了
spilled her water.
她把水灑出來了
30.I used the red towel to clean it up. I should have used the pink one.
我用紅色的毛巾進行清理，我應該用粉紅色的
31.I had a shower without her.
我一個人去洗澡了，沒帶她
32.I helped her brother with his homework.
我幫她哥哥完成家庭作業
lost her doll's pink shoe.
她弄丟了粉色洋娃娃的鞋子
34.I asked her to take a bath.
我讓她去洗個澡
35.I asked her to get out of the bath.
我讓她離開浴室
towel felt itchy.
毛巾讓發她覺得有些發癢
brother got his pyjamas on quicker than she did.
她的哥哥比她更快穿上睡衣
38.I turned the page of her bedtime story incorrectly.
我弄錯了她睡前故事的頁碼
y fell off the bed.
泰迪熊從牀上掉了下來
40.I yawned.
我打了個哈欠