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![開心一笑:你從來都沒有那樣吻過我]()
女：你從來都沒有那樣吻過我。男：你知道他得到多少錢才那樣做嗎？......
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![開心一笑:想象中的貓和老鼠 Cat and Mice]()
MrsBrownwenttovisitoneofherfriendandcarriedasmallboxwithholespunchedinthetop."What'sinyourbox?"askedthefriend."Acat,"answeredMrsBrown."YouseeI'vebeendreamingaboutmiceatnightandI'msoscared!......
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![開心一笑:傳教士買鸚鵡]()
Apreacherisbuyingaparrot"Areyousureitdoesntscream,yell,orswear?"askedthepreacher."Ohabsolutely.Itsareligiousparrot,"thestorekeeperassureshim."Doyouseethosestringsonhislegs?Whenyoupulltherightone,herec......
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![開心一笑:病人爲什麼大喊]()
WhyIsHeHowling.他爲什麼喊Dentist:Pleasestophowling.Ihaven'teventouchedyourtoothyet.牙醫：請你不要再喊了！我還沒碰你的牙呢。Patient:Iknow,butyouarestandingonmyfoot!病人：我知道，可是你正踩着我的腳呀！......
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![開心一笑:堅持就是勝利]()
Successbelongstothepersevering！堅持就是勝利。......
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![開心一笑:如何判斷你是否有腳臭]()
如何判斷你是否有腳臭......
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![開心一笑:雙語城市 Bilingual City]()
ApatroninMontrealcafeturnedonatapinthewashroomandgotscalded."Thisisanoutrage,"hecomplained."ThefaucetmarkedCgavemeboilingwater.""But,Monsieur,Cstandsforchaude—Frenchforhot.Youshouldknowthatifyoulivei......
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![開心一笑:婚姻的成本]()
Alittleboyaskedhisfather,"Daddy,howmuchdoesitcosttogetmarried?"Andthefatherreplied,"Idon'tknow,son,I'mstillpaying."一個小男孩問他的父親，“爸爸，要花多少錢才能結婚呢？”“我也不知道，我現在還在交錢。......
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![開心一笑:我是來給你安裝電話的]()
Ayoungbusinessmanhadjuststartedhisbusiness,andrentedabeautifuloffice.一個年輕人剛剛開始做生意，就租了一個漂亮的辦公室。Sittingthere,hesawamancomeintotheouteroffice.Wishingtoappearbusy,thebusinessmanpick......
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![開心一笑: 水分子式的新奇解釋 The formula for water]()
Teacher:Whatthechemicalformulaforwateristhe?老師：水的分子式是什麼？Blonde:HIJKLMNO!!花瓶：HIJKLMNO！！Teacher:Whatareyoutalkingabout?老師：你在說什麼？Blonde:YesterdayyousaiditsHtoO!花瓶：昨天你不是說HtoO嗎？......
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![開心一笑:錯獻殷勤 Not Funny]()
Atadinnerpartyashyyoungmanhadbeentryingtothinkofsomethingnicetosaytohishostess.在一次晚餐聚會上，一位靦腆的年輕人一直在冥思苦想對女主人說一些好聽的話。Atlasthesawhischancewhensheturnedtohimandremarked,"......
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![第63期 週末一笑]()
隨時戀英語第63期週末一笑全網最有趣有料的英語興趣學習精品課，每天20分鐘，通過新聞、文化、藝術、娛樂和生活等不同主題提高英語和口語，學習詞彙表達，瞭解異域文化，磨練地道發音，成就完美英語。免費碎片化英語提升，盡在微信......
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![開心一笑:考試中的"一分一美元"]()
Aprofessorwasgivingabigtestonedaytohisstudents.Hehandedoutallofthetestsandwentbacktohisdesktowait.一天，教授正在給學生們監考。他發下試卷，然後回到講臺前等待。Oncethetestwasoverthestudentsallhandedthetests......
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![開心一笑:想死的心是一樣的]()
Thoughthemethodstodiearedifferent,theybothwanttodie.雖然方法不一樣，想死的心是一樣的。......
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![開心一笑:洗蘋果的有效方法]()
AUsefulWayFather:Jack,whydoyoudrinksomuchwater?Jack:Ihavejusthadanapple,Dad.Father:What'sthatgottodowithit?Jack:Iforgottowashtheapple.爸爸：傑克，你幹嘛喝這麼多水呀？傑克：我剛纔吃了個蘋果，爸爸。爸爸：可是這......
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![開心一笑:誰在打架? Who was fighting?]()
Whowasfighting?誰在打架？Mother:Freddie,whyisyourfacesored?Freddie:Iwasrunningupthestreettostopafight.Mother:That'saverynicethingtodo.Whowasfighting?Freddie:MeandJackieSmith.媽媽：弗雷迪，你的臉爲什麼那......
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![開心一笑:狡猾的兔子]()
It'snotworthit，Roy！Let'sjustgivehimournosesandlethimgo.這樣不值得，Roy，我們把鼻子給他，讓他走吧！......
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![開心一笑:The Fourth Element 構成世界的肥皂]()
Teacher:Whatarethefourelementofnature?Student:Fire,air,earth,and...and...Teacher:Andwhat?Justthinkitover,whatdoyouwashyourhandswith?Student:Soap!老師：自然界的四大元素是什麼？學生：火、氣、和。。。和。。。......
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![開心一笑:吵架可以減肥]()
Twoladieswereshopping.Whentheystartedtodiscusstheirhomelives,onesaid,兩個女人逛商場的時候討論起她們的家庭生活，一個說道："SeemslikeallAlfredandIdoisfight.I'vebeensoupsetthatI'velost20pounds."”好......
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![開心一笑：上班之煩煩煩]()
白天所想:"我不介意去上班,可想想上班後要等8個鐘頭才能回家,真TMD地叫人煩!"......
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![開心一笑: Excellent Skills 做事情的潛規則]()
AfterfriendsofminelandedatbusyNewwarkAirport,theywereunabletoattracttheattentionofanyporterstohelpwiththeirluggage.Indesperation,thehusbandtookoutafive-dollarbillandwaveditabovethecrowd.Inaninstant,as......
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![開心一笑:逼真的戲劇 Real Play]()
RealPlayWhenItaughttheintroduction-to-theatercourseatNorthDakotaStateUniversity,Irequiredmystudentstoattendtheuniversitytheater'scurrentproductionandwriteacritique.Afterviewingaparticularlyfineper......
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![開心一笑:相親,逃跑的好藉口]()
Afterbeingwithherallevening,themancouldn'ttakeanotherminutewithhisblinddate.和相親對象呆了一晚上後，男人再也受不了了。Earlier,hehadsecretlyarrangedtohaveafriendcallhimtothephonesohewouldhaveanexcuse......
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![開心一笑:法國和比基尼]()
Theswimsuitposed（提出，擺姿勢）ontheTstageforthefirsttimein1946atatimewhentheUnitedStatesdidanatomicbombexperimentontheBikiniIsland.Fromthenonthistypeoffemalemini-swimsuitdividedintotwoportionsthathadthesa......
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![開心一笑:它們也不敢吭一聲]()
Amanwastellinghisfriends,"Whenmywifeisinfuriated,shestartsshoutingatme,mychildrenandevenatourdogsandnobodydarestoanswerher."Oneofhisfriendsasked."Andwhenyouareangry,whatdoyoudo?"Themanreplied,"Ia......
