時尚雙語:10大損招讓同事對你生厭

Do you want to know how to make your coworkers hate you? Follow this advice. These are surefire ways to ensure your coworkers will look forward to the day you are gone. Avoid these behaviors if you want to help create harMony in your workplace。

你想讓你的同事討厭你嗎？那就照着我們的建議做吧。這樣的話你同事一定都會期盼着你走的那一天。如果想和同事相處融洽的話就要避免做這些事情了。

Loudly on Your Cell Phone ... Especially in the Bathroom

大聲的講電話，特別是在衛生間裏

Your co-workers don't want to listen to your cell phone conversations. They are not as entertaining to anyone as they are to you. More importantly, they don't want to hear you talk on your phone while you are in the bathroom. It makes them uncomfortable.

你的同事並不想聽你講電話。電話裏的內容對你來說是種樂趣，對他們來說卻不是。更重要的是，他們不想聽你在衛生間講電話，這會讓他們很不舒服。

Credit for Your Co-Workers' Contributions to a Project

將你同事對一個項目的貢獻全部歸功於自己

When your boss congratulates you on a job well done, don't mention that you had a lot of help. Why does she need to know anyway? Better to look like you did it all on your own. And, when you need some help on the next project, where do you think your co-workers will be? Not on your team.

當你的上司讚揚你某項工作做得很好時，不要告訴他在完成工作途中你得到了不少幫助。總之他爲什麼要知道這些呢？最好看上去是你一個人完成這項工作的。這樣，下次你工作中需要幫助時，你認爲你的同事還會幫你嗎？不會的。

3. Come to Work Sick 帶病工作

If you have a cold or a stomach virus, spread it around. Your co-workers will thank you. On second thought, no they won't. Well, hopefully they'll have the decency to call in sick and stop spreading the illness further.

如果你感冒了或者得了腸炎，那就趕緊四處傳播病毒吧。你的同事會感激你的。仔細想想，不，他們不會感激你的。那麼，希望他們會禮貌的要求停止疾病的傳播吧。

4. Share Everything With Your Co-Workers

和你的同事分享一切

Your co-workers are a curious bunch so it is in their best interests if you tell them everything about your personal life — even if, no make that especially if, it makes them uncomfortable. Your motto should be "too much information is never enough."

你的同事時一堆特別好奇的人，所以如果你告訴他們你的一切私生活的話，他們會特別感興趣，即使(儘量忽略這個即使吧)這樣做會讓他們感到不舒服。你的名言應該是“再多的信息也是遠遠不夠的。”

to Your Co-Workers About Religion and Politics

和你的同事談宗教和政治的問題

Ah, religion and politics ... two topics about which everyone is in total agreement. Well, not exactly. Your co-workers may be very sensitive about these topics so if you want to offend them in a hurry, make sure they know why your beliefs are the only right ones.

宗教和政治，幾乎是每個人都完全認同的兩個話題。其實不是的。你同事可能對這類型的話題比較敏感，所以如果你想輕易地得罪他們的話，確保他們知道你的信仰纔是唯一正確的。

Your Co-Workers Dirty Jokes

和你同事講黃色笑話

Everyone appreciates a good joke, right? That may be true, but while most people appreciate a good joke, many are put off by dirty jokes. It's not your problem so keep telling those jokes, but don't be surprised if you find yourself accused of sexual harassment one day.

任何人都喜歡好的笑話，是嗎？也許是真的，但是正如大部分人都喜歡好笑話，也有很多人抵制黃色笑話。不停的講黃色笑話並不是你的錯誤，但是如果有一天你被指責爲性騷擾也不要覺得奇怪。

Your Co-Workers

發垃圾郵件騷擾你的同事

Forward tons of email to all your co-workers. The content doesn't matter. Send it all — chain letters, jokes, and petitions. They'll be thinking of you as they keep hitting that delete button。

發一大堆郵件給你同事。內容不重要。把他們都發出去吧——不管是連鎖信，笑話，還是訴狀等。當他們不停的按刪除鍵的時候，他們一定會想起你的。

Your Gum Loudly

大聲的嚼口香糖

Nothing sounds as yummy as the noise made by someone cracking their chewing gum and smacking their lips. It may drive your co-workers crazy, but isn't that what you're trying to do?

沒有什麼比大聲的嚼口香糖，併發出吧嗒吧嗒響聲聽起來更美味了。這能把你同事逼瘋，但這不正是你想做的嗎？

't Carry Your Own Weight

不做完自己份內的工作

If you don't do your fair share of the work required by your department, your co-workers will have to pick up the slack. They'll be so exhausted from doing all the work, they won't be able to thank you.

如果你不能完成部門分配給你的任務，那麼你的同事就需要額外幫你做完你的任務。他們會因爲做完所有的工作而勞累不已，當然他們也不會感謝你。

Down to Your Co-Workers

居高臨下的和你同事講話

You may think talking down to your co-workers will build you up, but a condescending attitude will not make you appear stronger. It will, however, make your co-workers resent you.

你也許認爲居高臨下的和同事講話可以建立你的威信，但是高傲的態度並不會讓你看起來更強，反而會讓你的同事憎恨你。