英語笑話:Doctor's Orders 緊遵醫囑

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Brown: I'm sorry to see you so unwell. Have you seen the doctor?

布朗：看到你身體這樣不好真讓人難過。你去看醫生了嗎？

Jack: Yes. I'm having three baths a day.

傑克：看過了，我現在一天洗三次澡。

Brown: What for?

布朗：爲什麼？

Jack: Don't know, doctor's orders. He gave me some medicine and told me to follow the directions on the bottle, which read:" One tablespoonful to be taken three times a day in water."

傑克：我也不知道，這是醫生的囑咐。他給了我一些藥並告訴我要按照藥瓶上的說明去做。說明上面寫着“一天三次在水中服一湯匙。”