雙語笑話 第30期:Three Doctors 三個醫生

Three doctor are in the duck blind and bird flies overhead.

三名醫生藏身在觀察野鴨的隱蔽處，有一隻鳥從頭上飛過。

The general practitioner looks at it and says,

一般家庭醫生看着他說：

"Looks like a duck,flies like a duck,it's probably a duck,"

“看起來像-只鴨子，飛起來像一隻鴨子……它可能是一隻鴨子”。

shoots at it but misses and the bird flies aay.

就對着它射擊，但是沒射中，這隻鳥飛走了。

The next bird flies overhead,

第二隻鳥從頭上飛過。

and the pathologist looks at it,then looks through the pages of a bird manual,and says,

病理學家看着它，然後仔細翻翻閱好幾頁的野鳥手冊說

"Hmmmm,green wings,yellow bill,quacking sound,might be a duck."

“嗯……綠色的翅膀，黃色的鳥嘴，嘎嘎的叫聲……可能是一隻鴨子。”

He arises his gun to shoot it,but the bird is long gone.

他舉起他的槍來射它，但是這兵鳥飛一了好遠。

A third bird flies over .

第三隻鳥從頭上飛過。

The surgeon raises his gun and shoots almost without looking,brings the bird down,and turns to the patholoogist and says,

外科醫生舉起他的鬆，看都不看就射擊，把鳥擊落後就轉向病理學家說：

"Go see if that was a duck."

“你去看看那是不是一隻鴨子。”