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英語笑話:Dead turtle 死去的烏龜

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Dead turtle 死去的烏龜

"Mommy, my turtle is dead," the little boy, Myrddin, sorrowfully told his mother, holding the turtle out to her in his hand.
"媽媽,我的烏龜死了,"小男孩默丁伸出手裏的烏龜給媽媽看,悲傷地對她說.

英語笑話:Dead turtle 死去的烏龜

The mother kissed him on the head, then said," That's all right. We'll wrap him in tissue paper, put him in a little box, then have a nice burial ceremony in the back yard. After that, we'll go out for an ice cream soda, and then get you a new pet.
媽媽親了一下他的頭,說:"沒關係.我們用紙巾把它包起來,放到小盒子裏,再到後院舉行一個小葬禮.然後我們就去吃冰激凌,再買給你一個新寵物.

"I don't want you...." Her voice trailed off as she noticed the turtle move. "Myrddin, your turtle is not dead after all."
"我不希望你..."媽媽的聲音變小了,因爲她發現烏龜在動."默丁, 你的烏龜根本沒死."

"Oh," the disappointed boy, wanting ice cream and a new pet, said. "Can I kill it?".
"哦,"想着冰激凌和新寵物的男孩失望起來,"我能弄死它嗎?"

Notes:hold out 伸出wrap 包裹burial ceremony 葬禮trail off 減弱,變小