經典的有趣的英語笑話

在快樂中學習英語的話有什麼不好呢。今天小編就給大家分享一下英語的笑話，希望大家喜歡

　　你們班上誰最懶

Father: Well, Tom, I asked to your teacher today, and now I want to ask you a question. Who is the laziest person in your class?

父親：哎，湯姆，今天我跟你們老師談過，現在我想問你個問題。你們班上誰最懶?

Tom: I don't know, father.

湯姆：我不知道，爸爸。

Father: Oh, yes, you do! Think! When other boys and girls are doing and writing, who sits in the class and only watches how other people work?

父親：啊，不對，你知道!想想看，當別的孩子們都在做作業、寫字時，誰在課堂上坐着，只是看人家做功課?

Tom: Our teacher, father.

湯姆：我們老師，爸爸。

　　爸爸去哪兒了

Two brothers were looking at some beautiful paintings.

兄弟倆在看一些漂亮的油畫。

"Look," said the elder brother. "How nice these paintings are!"

“看，”哥哥說，“這些畫多漂亮呀!”

"Yes," said the younger, "but in all these paintings there is only the mother and the children. Where is the father?"

“是啊，”弟弟說道，“可是在所有這些畫中，只有媽媽和孩子。那爸爸去哪兒了呢?”

The elder brother thought for a moment and then explained, "Obviously he was painting the pictures."

哥哥想了會兒，然後解釋道：“很明顯，他當時正在畫這些畫唄。”

　　爲什麼我的答案是錯的

"You can't imagine how difficult it is for me to deal with my wife," the man complained to his friend.“

你根本無法想象和我妻子打交道是多麼的難，”一個男人對他的朋友訴苦說

"She asks me a question, then answers it herself, and after that she explained to me for half an hour why my answer is wrong.

“她問我一個問題，然後自己回答了，過後又花半個小時跟我解釋爲什麼我的答案是錯的。”