經典趣味幽默笑話五則

在日常繁忙的生活，也不要忘記了放鬆自己。下面本站小編爲大家帶來經典趣味幽默笑話，希望大家喜歡!

　經典趣味幽默笑話：醫生和管道工

A doctor has some trouble with the sink, on a public holiday. He calls the local plumber, only to be told it's his day off…

在公假這天，一個醫生家的水池出了些問題。他給管道工打電話，但是卻被告知這天管道工也休息……

"But I get called out on my days off, too!” says the doctor, somewhat exasperated, and the plumber relents.

“但是我在休息日也被人叫去出診過呀!”醫生，有些生氣。管道工聽後有些緩和。

The plumber arrives, and glances over the sink, looking preoccupied. He mumbles something about golf, then hands the doctor a couple of aspirin and walks out, saying, "Put these in. If it doesn’t clear up in 24 hours, come and see me tomorrow.”

管道工到了以後，他全神貫注的看着水池。他嘴裏還小聲嘀咕着高爾夫球的事。然後，他往醫生手裏放了幾片阿司匹林接着走出去，說:“把這些放進去。如果它二十四小時不通，明天來找我看看。”

　經典趣味幽默笑話：一張生日卡片

Covers: Forget about the past, you can't change it. Forget about the future, you can’t predict it.

封面:忘記你不能改變的過去。忘記你不能預測的將來。

Inside: Forget about the present, I didn’t buy you one.

內文:忘記現在，因爲我沒有給你買生日禮物。

經典趣味幽默笑話：冰凍彈子

It is almost impossible to get my husband up in the morning. While we were visiting his parents one weekend, I asked my mother一in一law how she had handled this problem over the years. "Marbles!” she stated emphatically. "I always kept a package of marbles in the freezer.”

想在早晨叫我丈夫起牀，這簡直是一件不太可能的事。一個週末我們去看望他的父母。我問婆婆在過去的那些年裏她是怎麼解決這個問題的。“玻璃彈子!”她加強語氣地說，“我總是準備一包彈子放在冰箱裏。”

"Marbles ? In the freezer?" I questioned, not catching on.

“彈子?放在冰箱裏?”我不解地問。

My husband looked up from his newspaper and asked，"Have you ever had a cupful of frozen marbles rolled into your bed?"

我丈夫停止看報，問我:“你有沒有過這種經歷，人家把一杯冰凍的彈子滾進你被窩裏?”

經典趣味幽默笑話：禮物該給誰

A father of five children came home with a toy , summoned his children and asked which one of them should be given the present， "Who is the most obedient, never talks back to Mother and does everything he or she is told?"

He inquired.

一位有五個孩子的父親帶着一件玩具回到家裏，把孩子們召集起來問這件禮物該給誰。“誰能最聽話，從不和媽媽頂嘴，讓幹什麼就幹什麼?”他問道。

There was silence, and then a chorus of voices: "You play with it, Daddy!”

大家都不吭聲。過了一會兒，孩子們異口同聲地說:“爸爸，您玩吧。”

　經典趣味幽默笑話：四減四等於幾

One day, the teacher inquired Peter: "How much is four minus four?" Peter was tongue一tied. The teacher got angry and said: "What a fool! You see，if I put four coins in your pocket, but there is a hole in your pocket and all of them leak out, now what is left in your pocket?" "The hole，” replied Peter.

一天，老師問彼德:“四減四等於幾?”彼德張口結舌答不上來。老師生氣地說:“真笨!你想，如果我放四個硬幣在你的口袋裏，但你的口袋裏有個窟窿，結果四個硬幣都漏掉了。那麼，你的口袋裏還有什麼?”“窟窿。”彼德答道。