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英語有趣的幽默的小笑話

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英語有趣的幽默的小笑話

  吠狗不咬人

The little boy did not like the look of the barking dog.

一個小男孩非常不喜歡狗狂叫的樣子。

"It's all right," said a gentleman, "don't be afraid.

“沒有關係,”一位先生說,

Don't you know the proverb: Barking dogs don't bite?"

“不用害怕,你知道這條諺語嗎:‘吠狗不咬人。’”

"Ah, yes," answered the little boy. "I know the proverb, but does the dog know the proverb, too?"

“啊,我是知道,可是狗也知道嗎?”

  得收二十五美元

Dentist: I'm sorry, madam, but I'll have to charge you twenty-five dollars for pulling your son's tooth.

牙科醫生:對不起,夫人,爲給您的兒子拔牙,我得收二十五美元。

Mother: Twenty-five dollars! But I thought you only charged five dollars for an extraction.

母親:二十五美元!可是我知道您拔一顆牙只要五美元呀?

Dentist: I usually do. But your son yelled so loud, he scared four other Patients out of the office.

牙科醫生:是的。但是您兒子這麼大聲地叫喚,他都嚇跑四位病人了

  我認爲我是一隻雞

Psychiatrist: What's your problem?

精神病醫師:你哪裏不舒服?

Patient: I think I'm a chicken.

病人:我認爲我是一隻雞。

Psychiatrist: How long has this been going on?

精神病醫師:這種情況從什麼時候開始的?

Patient: Ever since I was an egg!

病人:從我還是一隻蛋的時候開始。