爆笑幽默英語小笑話

“哪裏有人,哪裏就有笑聲。”從古到今,笑話是人們生活中不可缺少的“調劑品”。笑話使人們在刻板的生活中感到一絲快意和放鬆，在人們的日常生活中起着重要調劑作用。下面本站小編爲大家帶來爆笑幽默英語小笑話，歡迎大家閱讀!

爆笑幽默英語小笑話：視力訓練

The squad(班，小隊) were having "visual training". One smart recruit(新兵，招募) was asked by the officer to count how many men composed a digging party in a distant field. The party was so faraway(遙遠的，恍惚的) that the men appeared as mere dots, but unhesitatingly(迅速地) the recruit replied：

班裏正在進行“視力訓練”。一個聰明伶俐的新兵被班長叫出來數遠處曠野上採掘隊的人數。採掘隊在很遠的地方，那些人看起來只是一些小點兒。但是這個新兵毫不猶豫地回答。

"Sixteen men and a sergeant(中士，軍士) , sir."

“十六個兵外加一箇中士，長官。”

"Right, but how do you know there's a sergeant there?"

“正確，可是你怎麼知道那兒有一箇中士?”

"He's not doing any digging, sir."

“他不幹活，長官。”

爆笑幽默英語小笑話：什麼叫叛徒?

Young hopeful:"Father, what is a traitor in politics?"

有希望的青年人：“父親，什麼叫政治叛徒?”

Father (a veteran politician):"A traitor is a man who leaves our party and goes over to the other one."

父親(一位老資格的政治家)：“叛徒指的是離開我們黨而加入到另一個黨的人。”

Young hopeful:"Well then, what is a man who leaves his party and comes over to yours?"

有希望的青年人：“那麼，離開他的黨而加入到我們黨的人又叫什麼呢?”

Father:"A convert, my son."

父親：“叫改變信仰者，我的兒子。

　爆笑幽默英語小笑話：日落

Father: This is the sunset my daughter painted. She studied painting abroad, you know.

父親：這幅《日落》是我女兒畫的，你知道，她曾在國外學過畫畫。

Friend: Ah, that accounts for it! I never saw a sunset like that in this country.

朋友：啊，怪不得!我在本國還從來沒有見過這樣的日落。