美國熊孩子考卷上的神回答：你會給他打多少分？

Grade F but A+ for creativity：An exam that fails in accuracy but passes in creativity
答題不及格但創意十足：回答不準確但很有創意的考試答卷

Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die?
拿破崙死於哪場戰役？

His last battle.
他最後一場。

Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
美國《獨立宣言》是在哪裏簽署的？

At the bottom of the page.
在頁面的底部。

Q3. The San Antonio River flows in which state?
聖安東尼奧河流進哪個州？

Liquid state.
液體狀態。

Q4. What is the main reason for divorce?
離婚的主要原因是什麼？

Marriage.
婚姻。

Q5. What is the main reason for Exams?
考試的主要目的是什麼？

Failure.
失敗。

Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast?
早餐絕對不會吃的東西？

Lunch & dinner.
午餐和晚餐。

Q7. What looks like half an apple?
什麼東西和半個蘋果長得像？

The other half.
另外半個。

Q8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea, what it will become?
如果把紅色的石頭丟進藍色大海里，會變成什麼樣？

It will simply become wet.
石頭會變溼。

Q9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping?
一個人是怎麼做到8天（還是白天？）不睡覺的？

No problem, he sleeps at night.
完全沒問題，他晚上睡。

Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
怎麼才能用一隻手舉起大象？

You will never find an elephant that has only one hand.
你應該找不到只有一隻手的大象吧。

Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand, and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have?
你一隻手裏有三個蘋果和四個橘子，另一隻手裏有四個蘋果和三個橘子，請問你有什麼？

Very large hands!
非常大的雙手！

Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
如果8個人要花10小時砌一面牆，那4個人要花多久？

No time at all, the wall is already built.
根本不用啊，牆已經砌好了。

Q13. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
如果才能做到把生雞蛋丟到水泥地板上但不讓它裂開？

Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack.
想怎麼玩怎麼玩，水泥地板很難開裂吧。