雙語笑話 第31期:Bank Robbery 銀行搶劫

Two accountants are in a bank ,

當武裝捻匪突然衝進銀行的時候。

when armed robbers burst in.

正好有兩名會計人員在裏面。

While several of the robbers take the money from the tellers,

正當幾個搶匪向出納員取錢的時候，

others line the customers,

其他的搶匪就把顧客們，

including the accountants,

包括這兩名會計人員在內，

up against a wall,and proceed to take their wallets,watches,etc.

靠着牆壁排成一線開始奪取他們身上的皮夾子和手錶等物品。

While this is going on accountant number one jams something in accountant number two's hand.

當這件搶案正在發生的時候，一號會計人員把纂樣東西塞迸二號會計火員的手裏面。

Without looking down,a

沒有向下看，

ccountant two whispers,

二號會計人員就輕聲地說：

"What is this ?" to which accountant number one replies,

“這是什麼東西呀？”

"It 's that $50 I owe you."

一號會計人員回答說：“那是我欠你的五十元啦。”