雙語爆笑:20句哭笑不得的臨終遺言
The deathbed can lead people to speak with great honesty and, in many cases, humor. This is a list of 20 last words by famous people。
人之將死，其言也真，有時候還會帶點幽默。以下是20位名人的臨終遺言。
1. Pardon me, sir. I did not do it on purpose。
1. 原諒我，先生。我不是故意這樣做的。
Said by: Queen Marie Antoinette after she accidentally stepped on the foot of her executioner as she went to the guillotine。
出自： 瑪麗·安託瓦內特王后，她上斷頭臺的時候，不小心踩了劊子手一腳。
2. I can't sleep
2. 我睡不着。
Said by: J. M. Barrie, author of Peter Pan
出自： J. M. 巴里，彼得潘的作者。
3. I should never have switched from Scotch to Martinis。
3. 我永遠不該把蘇格蘭威士忌換成馬蒂尼酒。
Said by: Humphrey Bogart
出自：亨弗萊·鮑嘉
4. I am about to — or I am going to — die: either expression is correct。
4. 我馬上就要——或者說我即將——死去了：這兩種表達方式都是正確的。
Said by: Dominique Bouhours, famous French grammarian
出自： 多米尼克·鮑赫斯，法國著名文法學者
5. I live!
5. 我還活着！
Said by: Roman Emperor, as he was being murdered by his own soldiers。
出自： 羅馬教皇，當時他被自己的士兵所殺。
6. Dammit…Don't you dare ask God to help me。
6. 該死的——你怎麼不敢求上帝來幫幫我？
Said by: Joan Crawford to her housekeeper who began to pray aloud。
出自： 瓊·克勞馥，當她的女管家開始大聲祈禱上帝的時候，她如是說。
7. I am perplexed. Satan Get Out
7。我感到不知所措。撒旦逃走了。
Said by: Aleister Crowley - famous occultist
出自：亞歷斯特·克勞利——著名神祕學者
8. Now why did I do that?
8. 那麼我爲什麼那麼做呢？
Said by: General William Erskine, after he jumped from a window in Lisbon, Portugal in 1813。
出自： 威廉·歐斯金，當他於1813年從葡萄牙里斯本的一個窗戶跳下去之後。
9. Hey, fellas! How about this for a headLine for tomorrow's paper? ‘French Fries'!
9. 嗨，夥計們！明天的報紙頭條這樣寫怎樣：“法式炸薯條”！
Said by: James French, a convicted murderer, was sentenced to the electric chair. He shouted these words to members of the press who were to witness his execution。
出自： 詹姆斯·弗蘭徹，殺人犯，他被終身判決爲上電椅死刑。他對親見他受刑的媒體人員說出了這句話。(注“法式炸薯條”原文‘French Fries'，此人也姓French，被判坐電椅，所以說自己被炸了。)
10. Bugger Bognor。
10. 該死的博格。
Said by: King George V whose physician had suggested that he relax at his seaside palace in Bognor Regis。
出自： 喬治四世，他的醫師建議他在博格內吉斯(Bognor Regis)的海邊宮殿休息。
11. It's stopped。
11. 它停下來了。
Said by: Joseph Henry Green, upon checking his own pulse。
出自：約瑟夫·亨利·格林，他摸了摸自己的脈搏。
12. LSD, 100 micrograms I.M。
12. LSD，100微克，肌肉注射
Said by: Aldous Huxley (Author) to his wife. She obliged and he was injected twice before his death。
出自：奧爾德斯·赫胥黎(作家)臨終前要求太太爲他注射LSD這種致幻劑。她照他的話做了，他在臨終前被注射兩次。
13. You have won, O Galilean
13. 你贏了，伽利略
Said by: Emperor Julian, having attempted to reverse the official endorsement of Christianity by the Roman Empire。
出自：朱利安皇帝，他試圖顛覆羅馬教皇對基督教的官方背書。
14. No, you certainly can't。
14. 不，你當然不能這樣。
Said by: John F. Kennedy in reply to Nellie Connally, wife of Governor John Connelly, commenting "You certainly can't say that the people of Dallas haven't given you a nice welcome, Mr. President."
出自： 約翰· F. 肯尼迪回答州長約翰· 康奈利的夫人奈麗· 康奈利，她說到 “總統先生，你可不能說達拉斯人民不歡迎您”。
15. I feel ill. Call the doctors。
15. 我很難受。叫醫生來。
Said by: Mao Zedong (Chairman of China)
出自：毛澤東(中國國家主席)
16. Tomorrow, I shall no longer be here
16. 明天，我將不在這裏
Said by: Nostradamus
出自：斯特拉德姆斯
17. Hurry up, you Hoosier bastard, I could kill ten men while you're fooling around!
17. 快點吧，你們這些印第安雜種，你們在這晃盪的功夫，我都能殺10個人了！
Said by: Carl Panzram, serial killer, shortly before he was executed by hanging。
出自：卡爾· 潘蘭，連環殺手，在他要上絞架之前這麼說。
18. Put out the bloody cigarette!!
18. 掐掉那該死的菸頭！！
Said by: Saki, to a fellow officer while in a trench during World War One, for fear the smoke would give away their positions. He was then shot by a German sniper who had heard the remark。
出自：薩奇，在一戰中，此人在戰壕中對其戰友說了這句話，以免煙幕暴露了他們的位置。隨後，一個聽到他說話的德國狙擊手射死了他。
19. Please don't let me fall。
19. 請不要讓我掉下去。
Said by: Mary Surratt, before being hanged for her part in the conspiracy to assassinate President Lincoln. She was the first woman executed by the United States federal government。
出自：瑪麗· 蘇拉特，她因參與同謀刺殺林肯總統而被處以絞刑。她是美國聯邦政府第一個被處死的女人。
20. Now, now, my good man, this is no time for making enemies。
20. 現在，現在，我的好兄弟，我可沒時間再樹敵了。
Said by: Voltairewhen asked by a priest to renounce Satan。
出自：伏爾泰，他臨終前，一位牧師請他與撒旦斷絕關係。
