雙語笑話:我是司機

A short young man was running behind a bus which was full of passengers. But the bus still ran at a great speed.

"Stop, stop, " a passenger looked out of the window, and shouted at the young man, "you can't catch it ! "

"I must," the young fellow said, out of breath, "because I'm only driver of the bus."我是司機

在一輛滿載乘客的公共汽車後面，一位小個子青年在奔跑着。氣車仍在高速前進。

　　“停下吧，”一位乘客把頭伸出窗子，對小個子喊道，“你追不上的！”

　　“我必須追上，”小個子氣喘吁吁地說，“我是司機！”