輕鬆幽默笑話雙語閱讀

笑話是我們放鬆的一種方式，在人們的日常生活中起着重要調劑作用。下面本站小編爲大家帶來輕鬆幽默笑話，希望大家喜歡!

　　輕鬆幽默笑話1:

“I wish，”said an anxious mother to her careless son，“I wish you could pay a little attention to your arithmetic.”

媽媽着急地對粗心的兒子說:“我希望你注意一點你的算術。”

"Well，I do.”was the reply，“I pay as little attention to it as possible.”

“是啊。”兒子回答。“我是儘量對它少注意一點。”

　　輕鬆幽默笑話2:

當我們接到長途電話賬單時，發現我們的女兒凱西經常給她在外地上大學的男朋友打長達60分鐘的電話。“從現在開始，”她爸爸嚴厲地說，“你今後打電話的時間限制在五分鐘之內。”

When we got our long一distance phone bill，we found that our daughter，Cathy，had been making 60一minute calls to a boyfriend away at college.“From now on，”her father said firmly，"Your calls are limited to five minutes.”

“爸爸，五分鐘我能說什麼呀?”凱西哀號着說。

“Dad，what can I say in five minutes”Cathy wailed.

“你撥電話給我。”他回答。

"Call me back.”He answered.

　　輕鬆幽默笑話3:

Little Albert came home from school with a new book under his arm.“It’s a prize，mother，”he explained.

小阿爾伯特腋下夾着一本新書從學校回家來了。“這是獎品，媽媽。”他解釋道。

"A prized What for，dear"

“獎品?因爲什麼得的，寶貝?”

"For natural history. Teacher asked me how many legs an ostrich has and I said three."

“因爲自然史。老師問我鴕鳥有幾條腿，我說有三條。”

“But an ostrich has only two legs."

“但是鴕鳥是兩條腿啊。”

"I know it now. But all the pupil said four，so !was the closest."

“我現在知道了。但是其他學生都說有四條。所以還是我最接近正確答案。”

　　輕鬆幽默笑話4:

The father was reading the school-report which had just been handed to him by his hopeful son. His brow was wrathful as he read:"English，poor; French，weak; Mathematics，fair;”And he gave a glance of disgust at the weakling lad.

父親在看他那滿懷希望的兒子帶回來的學習成績單，他邊看邊露出憤怒的表情:“英語，差;法語，差;數學，中。”他厭惡地瞥了一下正在發抖的兒子一眼。

"Well，dad，”said the son，“It is not as good as it might be，but have you seen that”and he pointed to the next line，which read:“Health，excellent.”

“爸爸，”兒子說，“可能成績不夠理想。但您看到那一項了嗎?”他指了指下一行:“健康狀況，優。”

輕鬆幽默笑話雙語閱讀