輕鬆幽默英文笑話三則

“哪裏有人,哪裏就有笑聲。”從古到今，笑話是人們生活中不可缺少的“調劑品”。笑話使人們在刻板的生活中感到一絲快意和放鬆，在人們的日常生活中起着重要調劑作用。下面本站小編爲大家帶來輕鬆幽默英文笑話三則，歡迎大家閱讀!

　　輕鬆幽默英文笑話：妹妹的手指

Teacher: Kevin, why are you late this time?

Kevin: Please sir, I bruised two fingers knocking in a nail at home.

Teacher: I don't see any bandages.

Kevin: Oh, they weren't my fingers! I told my little sister to hold the nail.

老師：凱文，這次你怎麼又遲到了?

凱文：對不起，老師，我在家釘釘子，砸壞了兩個手指頭。

老師：怎麼沒有扎繃帶呀?

凱文：噢，砸的不是我的手指頭，我叫小妹妹扶着釘子的

　輕鬆幽默英文笑話：總感到口渴

“I had an operation,” said a man to his friend, “and the doctor left a sponge in me.”

“That”s terrible!“ said the friend. ”Got any pain?“

”No, but I am always thirsty!“

一個男人對他的朋友說：”我動了一次手術，手術後醫生把一塊海綿忘在我的身體裏了。“

”真是太糟糕了!“朋友說道：”你覺得疼嗎?“

”不疼，可是我總感到口渴。“

　輕鬆幽默英文笑話：節約還是浪費

Father: Oh, Jack, you have slept away the whole morning. Don“t you know you are wasting time?

Jack: Yes, Dad. But I”ve saved you a meal, haven“ I?

父親：噢，傑克，你又睡了一上午。難道你不知道你這是在浪費時間嗎?

傑克：我知道，爸爸。可我還給您節省了一頓飯呢，是不是?