囧研究：懶人有理！不疊被子更有益健康

There are two kinds of people in this world: those who religiously make their bed every day in cleanliness and order… and the rest of us. If you’re in the latter group, then I’ve got some good news: keeping your bed messy might be good for your health.
世界上有兩種人：一種是每天確保牀鋪整潔有序的人；另一種就是……牀上一團糟的人。如果你屬於後者，那我有好消息告訴你：牀鋪亂糟糟的也許有助於身體健康哦！

The research was conducted by a team from the Kingston University in England; they used a computer model to predict how the dust mites fare in a range of different conditions – including on a made and non-made bed. They found that the mites flourish on neatly mate beds, but shrivel and dry otherwise.
一支來自英國金斯頓大學的團隊做了這樣一項調查：他們用電腦模型預測了塵蟎在不同環境下的生長情況——包括整潔的牀鋪和雜亂的牀鋪。他們發現，蟎蟲會在整潔的伴侶牀上瘋狂滋生，而在沒有整理的牀鋪上乾癟死亡。

“We know that mites can only survive by taking in water from the atmosphere using small glands on the outside of their body,” lead researcher Stephen Pretlove told the BBC when the research was released. “Something as simple as leaving a bed unmade during the day can remove moisture from the sheets and mattress so the mites will dehydrate and eventually die.”
“我們知道，蟎蟲只有靠體外的小腺體從外界環境中汲取水分才能生存。”研究公開後，首席研究員史蒂芬在接受BBC採訪時說道。“白天起牀不整理牀鋪這類簡單的事情，能讓牀單和牀墊除溼，從而蟎蟲會脫水而死。”

I’m hoping that soon they will prove that not making your bed is indeed detrimental to mites… or, you know, any reason to not make your bed.
我希望，沒多久專家們就能證明不疊被子的確能殺死蟎蟲...或者不論出於什麼原因，只要不再需要疊被子就可以，你懂的