大腐國才霧霾幾天就恐慌:全賴法國佬！

A blanket of toxic grey smog descended on much of Britain yesterday, raising fears for the health of the sick and elderly.
昨天，一大片有毒灰色霧霾襲擊了英國的大部分地區，人們都爲老弱病殘的健康表示恐慌。

Landmarks such as Durham Cathedral appeared shrouded in a ghostly pall after pollution hit dangerous levels.
在污染達到了個危險值後，杜倫大教堂這樣的地標都消失在了幽靈幕般（霧霾）的後面。

Experts warned chemicals and ultra-fine sooty particles in the air could cause fatal asthma attacks or heart problems. They advised the elderly not to exert themselves outdoors and told people to stay away from main roads.
專家警告，空氣中的化學制品和超標煙塵顆粒會引起致命的哮喘和心臟病。他們建議老年人不要外出，並告訴大家遠離主幹道。

The problem started earlier this week when a cloud of polluted air was blown over from factories in Holland and Belgium. It grew far more serious when the wind stopped blowing and fumes from UK vehicles added to the smog.
這週一開始就出現了這個問題，從荷蘭和比利時工廠飄來了一片污染空氣。風停和英國機動車的排放氣體更是加重了霧霾的嚴重性。

Increased amounts of toxic gases such as nitrogen dioxide mean there is a lower concentration of oxygen in the air we breathe, said Royal Meteorological Society chief executive Liz Bentley. Fresh wind is expected to clear the air by the end of today, but it is thought that a haze could remain.
英國皇家氣象協會的執行長官利茲·賓利說道，例如二氧化碳這樣的有毒氣體的飆升，意味着我們呼吸氧氣濃度下降了。法國的風本來應該在今天結束之前清新空氣的，但是據說霧霾還是會持續。

所以磚家說了：怪誰？怪法國佬唄！

於是英法就這麼掐起來了：

@Ross39

Thanks a lot France.
俺們謝謝你哈，法國！

@UKIP ARE COMING

Leave the EU, that's a plan we can all applaud!
趕緊遠離歐盟哈，爲這個計劃我們會熱烈鼓掌的！

當然也有泰山崩於面前而面不改色的：

@Nogs

I deal with toxic smog every morning. My Girlfriends farts!
我每天早上都生活在有毒霧霾裏……我女友的屁！

大中華髮來賀電~我們隔岸觀火笑而不語：

@8T威格潘特斯米：中國留學生表示，這他媽是故鄉的味道

@三工三止Kyra：法國那片大霧霾 其實是 北京飄過去的 摩擦摩擦 似魔鬼的步伐