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![開心一笑:聖誕老人才是最後的贏家!]()
OnChristmasEveSantaClausmetanhonestpoliticianandakindlawyerwhileridingupinanelevatorofaveryexclusivehotel.Justbeforethedoorsopenedthethreeofthemnoticeda1000NTbilllyingonthefloor.Whichoneofthemdoyouthi......
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![開心一笑:一招區分蘑菇與毒蕈]()
YoungerScout:HowcanItellthedifferencebetweenamushroomandatoadstool（毒菌）?OlderScout:Justeatonebeforeyougotobed.Ifyouwakeupthenextmorning,itwasamushroom.年少的童子軍：我怎樣才能把蘑菇和毒蕈區別開呢？年長的童......
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![開心一笑:超速的理由 Excuse for Speeding]()
ExcuseforSpeedingHarryandLloydwerespeedingdowntheroad.Apolicecarpulledthemover."Whyonearthwereyoudrivingsofast?"thepolicemanyelled.Ourbrakesarenogood-sowewantedtogettherebeforewehadanaccident!超速的理......
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![開心一笑:大明星“人模狗樣”的一刻]()
Frommasteringthedoggypaddletohangingoutofcarwindows,LeonardoDiCaprio,TaylorLautnerandotherstapintotheiranimalinstincts從掌握狗爬式到把頭伸出窗外，萊昂納多•迪卡普里奧，泰勒•洛特納以及其他人都展......
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![開心一笑: A Careless Barber 催命理髮員]()
Barber:Wereyouwearingaredscarfwhenyoucamein?理髮員：你進來時是不是繫着紅圍巾？Customer:No.顧客：沒有呀。Barber:Oh,thenImusthavecutyourthroat.理髮員：噢，那我肯定弄破了你的喉嚨。......
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![開心一笑:歡送園長]()
先生，在恭祝您退體之日。我們幼兒園的老師們用冰淇淋棒和閃光飾物製作了這個金錶。希望您能喜歡。......
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![開心一笑:幸運數字5 Lucky Number 5]()
Frankbelievedthatfivewashisspecialnumber.弗蘭克相信,5是他的幸運數。HewasbornonMay5,hadfivechildrenandlivedat555East55Street.他生在5月5日，有５個孩子，住在東55街555號。Atthetrackonhis55thbirthday,hewassurpri......
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![開心一笑:網上和線上]()
甲魚：我敢肯定，正當咱們聊天的時候，我老公正在網上呢……乙魚：我懂你的意思啦……我敢打賭，我家那位正在線上呢……......
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![開心一笑:堅持就是勝利]()
Successbelongstothepersevering！堅持就是勝利。......
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![開心一笑：上班之煩煩煩]()
白天所想:"我不介意去上班,可想想上班後要等8個鐘頭才能回家,真TMD地叫人煩!"......
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![開心一笑:不能回答的問題]()
Thisstoryistoldofabrowbeatingcounsel，whohabituallyendeavoredtoterrorizehisopponent'switnesses.這個故事講的是一個咄咄逼人的辯護律師，他慣於儘量去恐嚇對方的證人。Onewitnessrathertendedtoprefacehisrepli......
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![開心一笑:我，你，她 I, You & She]()
Peterwasacleverboy.Onhisfirstdayatschool,helearnedthreewords:I,YouandShe.Theteachertaughthimhowtomakesentenceswiththosewords.Theteachersaid,I,Iamyourteacher;(thenpointingtoagirl)She,Sheisyourclassmate......
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![開心一笑:承諾的結果 The consequences大綱]()
Father:Ipromisedtobuyyouacarifyoupassedyourexamination,andyouhavefailed.Whatwereyoudoinglastterm?父親：我曾向你許諾，如果你考試及格就給你買倆小汽車，可你卻未能做到。你上學期一直在幹什麼呀？Son:Iwaslearningtod......
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![開心一笑:The Fourth Element 構成世界的肥皂]()
Teacher:Whatarethefourelementofnature?Student:Fire,air,earth,and...and...Teacher:Andwhat?Justthinkitover,whatdoyouwashyourhandswith?Student:Soap!老師：自然界的四大元素是什麼？學生：火、氣、和。。。和。。。......
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![開心一笑:胖就胖吧]()
你與宇宙共存，而宇宙正在擴張，所以你也別羞於穿更大的褲子。......
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![開心一笑:精明的主婦]()
Asmarthousewifewastoldthattherewasakindofstovewhichwouldonlyconsumehalfofthecoalshewasburning.Shewasveryexcited,andsaid:"That'llbeterrific!Sinceonestovecansavehalfofthecoal,ifIbuytwo,nocoalwillben......
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![開心一笑:偷得太貴了,我買不起]()
Ashoplifterwascaughtred-handedtryingtostealawatchfromajewelrystore."Listen,"saidtheshoplifter,"Iknowyoudon'twantanytroubleeither.WhatdoyousayIjustbuythewatch,andweforgetaboutthis?"一個小偷在一家珠......
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![開心一笑:錯獻殷勤 Not Funny大綱]()
Atadinnerpartyashyyoungmanhadbeentryingtothinkofsomethingnicetosaytohishostess.Atlasthesawhischancewhensheturnedtohimandremarked,"Whatasmallappetiteyouhavetonight,Mr.Jones.""Tositnexttoyou,"herepliedg......
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![開心一笑:什麼是好朋友]()
好朋友就是那種即使不能救你，也不會讓你掉下去的人。......
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![開心一笑:方向盤,剎車被盜了!]()
Adrunkphonedpolicetoreportthatthieveshadbeeninhiscar."They'vestolenthedashboard,thesteeringwheel,eventhebrakepedal!"hecriedout.However,beforethepoliceinvestigationcouldstart,thephonerangasecondtim......
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![開心一笑:全球變暖的真正原因]()
Idon'tknowwhatcausesglobalwarming,butI'venoticeditalwaysgetsalotwarmerwhenIpee.啥是影響全球變暖的原因，偶是不懂滴~不過，每次我在尿尿時，的確感到周圍有那麼一些變暖了……......
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![開心一笑:哈里王子令人捧腹的照片]()
PrinceHarrygetsphotographedalot,beingahigh-profileroyal.Andwhetherhe'splayingsports,hangingoutwithanimalsorlaughingwithfriends,PrinceHarryisneverafraidtobeexpressive...andoftensilly.作爲一個備受矚......
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![開心一笑:小學生的邏輯推理]()
Afourth-gradeteacherwasgivingherpupilsalessononlogic."Hereisthesituation,"shesaid."amanisstandingupinaboatinthemiddleofariver,fishing.Heloseshisbalance,fallsin,andbeginssplashingandyellingforhelp.Hisw......
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![萌狗當道,開心一笑]()
Weaskedyoutoshowoffyourfurbabies,andyoudidn'tdisappoint!Onelookatthesepooches,andyourworrieswillslipaway我們讓你展示下你那毛茸茸的寶貝，你沒讓我失望!一看到這些小狗，你的煩惱就會悄悄溜走ALLEARSHaveyouh......
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![開心一笑: 研究生和本科生的區別]()
"Icanalwaystellagraduateclassfromanundergraduateclass,"observedtheinstructorinoneofmygraduateengineeringcoursesatCaliforniaStateUniversityinLosAngeles."WhenIsay,'Goodafternoon,'theundergraduat......
