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![開心一笑:死後的探望]()
AnelderlywomanfromBrooklyndecidedtoprepareherwillandmakeherfinalrequests.Shetoldherrabbishehadtwofinalrequests.First,shewantedtobecremated,andsecond,shewantedherashesscatteredoverBloomingdales.布魯克......
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![開心一笑:一眼就看中]()
Thegirlfoundthego-betweenandsaid,"Youcheatedme!Oneofhiseyesisnottrue.Whydidn'tyoutellmethisbefore?""Ihavetoldyou."saidthego-betweenwithjusticeonhisside,"Whenyoumetfirst,Itoldyouthathesettledonyo......
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![開心一笑:婚姻就是這麼一回事]()
ThisismarriageallaboutMywife-to-beandIwereatthecountyclerk'sofficeforourmarriagelicense.Afterrecordingthevitalinformation—names,datesofbirth,etc.—theclerkhandedmeourlicenseanddeadpanned,"Norefun......
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![開心一笑:打獵的技巧 About Hunting]()
TwoRussianhuntersmeet."Ishotagiganticbearyesterday,"saysIvan."Lookatthehide!""Howdoyoufindsuchhugebears?"Sergeiasks."Easy,"saysIvan."Youstandinfrontofacaveandwhistle.Whenthebearcomesout,youshoot."Week......
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![開心一笑:倔強的路]()
我總是不能勸說我走的路免受罰款。你來試試。......
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![開心一笑:想象中的貓和老鼠 Cat and Mice]()
MrsBrownwenttovisitoneofherfriendandcarriedasmallboxwithholespunchedinthetop."What'sinyourbox?"askedthefriend."Acat,"answeredMrsBrown."YouseeI'vebeendreamingaboutmiceatnightandI'msoscared!......
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![開心一笑:上帝的一秒鐘與一百萬]()
AmangoestochurchandstartstalkingtoGod.Hesays:"God,whatisamilliondollarstoyou?"andGodsays:"Apenny".Thenthemansays:"God,whatisamillionyearstoyou?"andGodsays:"asecond".Thenthemansays:"God,canIhaveapenny?......
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![開心一笑:不要讓我改變飲食]()
不要讓我改變飲食，有一次我吃了一個胡蘿蔔，但沒有發生任何變化。......
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![開心一笑:哈里王子令人捧腹的照片]()
PrinceHarrygetsphotographedalot,beingahigh-profileroyal.Andwhetherhe'splayingsports,hangingoutwithanimalsorlaughingwithfriends,PrinceHarryisneverafraidtobeexpressive...andoftensilly.作爲一個備受矚......
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![開心一笑:你是怎麼引起洪水的?]()
AlawyerandanengineerwerefishingintheCaribbean.Thelawyersaid,"I'mherebecausemyhouseburneddown,andtheinsurancecompanypaidforeverything."一個律師與一個工程師在加勒比海邊釣魚。律師說：“我到這裏是因爲我......
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![開心一笑:歷史不新鮮]()
Ahistoryteacherandhiswifeweresittingatatable,thewifeaskedAnythingnewatwork,andhereplied:"no,IamteachingHistory."一位歷史老師和他的妻子吃飯。妻子問到工作上有什麼新鮮事。丈夫回答說：沒有，我是教歷史的。......
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![開心一笑:我的爸爸更加強壯!]()
WillandBillwerequarrellingaboutwhosefatherwasthestrongerman.威爾和比爾在爲誰的父親更強壯而爭吵。Willsaid,"Well,youknowthePacificOcean?Myfather'stheonewhodugtheholeforit."威爾說：“喏，你知道太平洋嗎？就......
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![開心一笑:他真是一個大人物]()
Heisreallysomebody!"Myunclehas1000menunderhim.""Heisreallysomebody.Whatdoeshedo?""Amaintenancemaninacemetery."他真是一個大人物！“我叔叔下面有1000個人。”“他真是一個大人物。幹什麼的？”“墓地守墓人。”......
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![開心一笑:你從來都沒有那樣吻過我]()
女：你從來都沒有那樣吻過我。男：你知道他得到多少錢才那樣做嗎？......
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![開心一笑:錯獻殷勤 Not Funny]()
Atadinnerpartyashyyoungmanhadbeentryingtothinkofsomethingnicetosaytohishostess.在一次晚餐聚會上，一位靦腆的年輕人一直在冥思苦想對女主人說一些好聽的話。Atlasthesawhischancewhensheturnedtohimandremarked,"......
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![開心一笑:好孩子 Good Boy!大綱]()
LittleRobertaskedhismotherfortwocents.小羅伯特向媽媽要兩分錢。"WhatdidyoudowiththemoneyIgaveyouyesterday?"“昨天給你的錢幹什麼了？”"Igaveittoapooroldwoman,"heanswered.“我給了一個可憐的老太婆，”他回答說......
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![開心一笑: Excellent Skills 做事情的潛規則]()
AfterfriendsofminelandedatbusyNewwarkAirport,theywereunabletoattracttheattentionofanyporterstohelpwiththeirluggage.Indesperation,thehusbandtookoutafive-dollarbillandwaveditabovethecrowd.Inaninstant,as......
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![開心一笑:我願意從飛機上跳下去]()
Elevenpeoplewerehangingonaropeunderahelicopter,tenmenandonewoman.Theropewasnotstrongenoughtocarrythemall,sotheydecidedthatonehastodropoff,otherwisetheyareallgoingtofall.Theywerenotabletochoosethatpers......
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![開心一笑:別出心裁的墓誌銘]()
此刻我的精神已經脫離肉體，請給我留言，我會盡快回復的。......
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![開心一笑:用書來償還生命]()
ALifeforaLife以“命”抵命TheEnglishauthor,RichardSavage,wasoncelivinginLondoningreatpoverty.Inordertoearnalittlemoneyhehadwrittenthestoryofhislife,butnotmanycopiesofthebookhadbeensoldintheshops,andSav......
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![開心一笑:偷得太貴了,我買不起]()
Ashoplifterwascaughtred-handedtryingtostealawatchfromajewelrystore."Listen,"saidtheshoplifter,"Iknowyoudon'twantanytroubleeither.WhatdoyousayIjustbuythewatch,andweforgetaboutthis?"一個小偷在一家珠......
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![開心一笑:雙語城市 Bilingual City]()
ApatroninMontrealcafeturnedonatapinthewashroomandgotscalded."Thisisanoutrage,"hecomplained."ThefaucetmarkedCgavemeboilingwater.""But,Monsieur,Cstandsforchaude—Frenchforhot.Youshouldknowthatifyoulivei......
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![開心一笑:幸運數字5 Lucky Number 5]()
Frankbelievedthatfivewashisspecialnumber.弗蘭克相信,5是他的幸運數。HewasbornonMay5,hadfivechildrenandlivedat555East55Street.他生在5月5日，有５個孩子，住在東55街555號。Atthetrackonhis55thbirthday,hewassurpri......
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![開心一笑:不能回答的問題]()
Thisstoryistoldofabrowbeatingcounsel，whohabituallyendeavoredtoterrorizehisopponent'switnesses.這個故事講的是一個咄咄逼人的辯護律師，他慣於儘量去恐嚇對方的證人。Onewitnessrathertendedtoprefacehisrepli......
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![開心一笑:我那英俊的丈夫失蹤了]()
Aladycallsthepolicetoreportherhusbandismissing.Thepolicearriveandaskforadescription.Shetellsthemhe's6foot2inchestall,blondewavyhairandhasasmilethatmakeseverybodylovehim.Thepolicethengotothenextdoorne......
