你可能不知道的懷孕那些事(上)

Whether you're a woman who hasn't yet been pregnant or a man who wants to better understand what an expectant mother really goes through, these 10 things that occur while a woman is pregnant are all strange and often disturbing. These are the weird things that happen during pregnancy that people probably won't tell you about.

無論你是一名尚未懷孕的婦女還是一名想要更好地瞭解準媽媽經歷的男士，以下在懷孕期間發生的10件事情全都十分怪異而且經常讓人困擾。而且這些事情人們一般都不會告訴你。

Could Be Pregnant For Over A Year

1.你懷孕可以長達一年之久

Most pregnancies last for about 9 months and doctors are likely to induce labor if pregnancy goes on too long. That being said, it is possible to be pregnant for a whole year. The world's longest pregnancy lasted 375 days, strangely, the baby was only a little under seven certainly puts a whole new perspective on being a few weeks late, doesn't it?

大多數人懷孕大約會持續九個月之久，而且如果孕期拖得過長，醫生們很可能會進行引產。也就是說，有可能你會懷孕一年。世界上最長的孕期持續了375天之久，不過奇怪的是嬰兒卻連七磅都不到。當然這也爲晚幾周生育提供了新的視角。

2.A Male Fetus Can Get Erections In The Womb

2.男嬰在子宮裏就能勃起

Most mothers don't like to think about their baby boys getting erections, even when they are teenagers, but the fact is that many baby boys get boners while they're still in the womb. In fact, babies of both sexes are known to masturbate in utero, but boys are the only ones who can be caught while aroused on the having sex while pregnant seemed a little creepy before now, just imagine what your baby is doing while you make love.

大多數媽媽都不太喜歡去想她們的小男孩勃起的事情，甚至他們成年了也是一樣。事實上，許多小男孩早在子宮裏的時候就已經勃起了。嬰兒們（無論男女）在子宮裏手淫已經爲人熟知，但我們只能在超聲波掃描圖裏看見男孩子勃起。如果之前在懷孕期間做愛似乎有點詭異，那麼想象一下在你做愛的時候你的孩子在幹嗎吧。

Entire Undercarriage Might Need Stitches

3.你的整個“底盤”也許需要縫縫補補

The last place any woman wants stitches is in her taint, but many mothers have to get that area closed up surgically. Nine out of ten women have some type of vaginal tearing after birth, but there are many degrees of tearing. Some tears only require a little care or a few stitches, but the really bad cases go from the vagina all the way to the anus. Some can even affect the muscles beyond your anus. On the upside, tearing that reaches the anus is somewhat rare and only affects one in one hundred aging the area prior to child birth can reduce tearing, but even then, it won't completely stop tearing in most enly, getting a C-section started sounding a whole lot more appealing, huh?

任何女人最不想縫補的地方就是“敏感地帶”，但是許多媽媽們卻不得不接受通過外科手術將其縫合的事實。百分之九十的女性在生育之後都會有各種不同的陰道破裂，但程度各不相同。一些破裂只需要一些護理或者幾針的縫補，但是如果嚴重的話陰道和肛門都會破裂。在一些情況下甚至還會影響到肛門以外的肌肉。往好的方面想，肛門破裂這種情況非常罕見而且只會影響到一百多名母親。在生產之前對敏感地帶進行按摩可以減少撕裂，但是即便如此，大多數人還是逃脫不了陰道撕裂的命運。突然一想，進行剖腹產手術聽起來是不是更吸引人呢？

May Just Poop Yourself

4.也許生產時你會拉屎

During childbirth, it is extremely common for a woman to accidentally expel the contents of her bowels. There is a good reason for this –the muscles you use to push the baby out are the same ones you ordinarily use during a bowel movement. As if that weren't enough to get your sphincter ready to go, the baby directly pushes on the rectum as it makes its exit, helping to squeeze out anything near the exit.

在生產期間，媽媽們不小心拉出屎的情況非常常見。原因很簡單:你把嬰孩推擠出來所用的肌肉就是平常大便時用的那塊。如果你的括約肌還沒有準備好，嬰孩們在出來的時候會直接推擠直腸，幫助排出任何在出口附近的東西。

In olden times, it was common for nurses to give enemas prior to labor, but this practice didn't end up stopping the mess from happening and often caused dehydration. These days, your doctors and nurses will be ready to help clean up the mess. In most cases, they won't even say anything about it so you won't know the does make you think twice about filming the birth though, doesn't it?

古時候護士們會在生產前給產婦服用灌腸劑，但這一方法並不奏效，反而會造成脫水。現在，醫生和護士們會幫助你收拾殘局。大多數情況下，他們甚至都不會告訴你這些，這樣你就渾然不覺了。儘管如此，知道這些之後你肯定會對錄製生產過程三思而後行了，對吧？

Really Will Glow

5.你確實會容光煥發

Saying a pregnant woman is glowing is a common expression, but most people chalk it up to the woman's excitement about becoming a mommy. As it turns out though, glowing skin is a very real thing for pregnant women. While you're pregnant, the amount of blood in your body will increase by 50%. The extra blood ends up showing through the skin in many areas, particularly the cheeks.

人們常常會說懷孕的女人會容光煥發，但是大多數人只是把這當成是成爲母親後女人的興奮表現。但結果卻表明，懷孕的女人真的會皮膚紅潤光彩耀人。懷孕期間，你身體裏的血液容量會增加50%。這些額外的血液會在皮膚的各個地方表現出來，特別是在兩頰上。

On top of this, hormones cause the oil glands to become more active, resulting in a softer, shinier appearance. When the increased blood flow combines with shine, the result is a noticeable glow.

此外，荷爾蒙會促使油腺更加活躍，這樣皮膚看起來就更加柔和，更加光彩動人。兩者結合起來，結果就是容光煥發了。

翻譯：高陳影 來源：前十網