趣味徵婚廣告:演變中的"我理想的男友標準"
"What do you want in a Man?" or "What do you want in a girl?" is often the question to the boy or girl who is seeking for his/her you are young your standards are set very high, however, as you age, you will have to lower your standards a bit and a bit and a bit...I came across this joke today. It’s absolutely hilarious yet brutally true.
"你理想的男友是什麼樣的"或"你理想的女友是什麼樣的"是大多數男孩或女孩在尋找伴侶的時候提出的問題。當你還年輕的時候標準定的相當高,但是隨着年紀的增長,不得不一點一點的降低你的標準。今天偶然看到一個笑話,雖然是玩笑但非常真實。
What I Want in a Man-Original List(age 22)
1. Handsome
2. Charming
3. Financially successful
4. A caring listener
5. Witty
6. In good shape
7. Dresses with style
8. Appreciates finer things
9. Full of thoughtful surprises
10. An imaginative, romantic lover.
我理想的男友標準-原版(22歲時)
1.英俊
2.有魅力
3.有經濟實力
4.善於傾聽
5.機智
6.良好的外形
7.衣着有品味
8.欣賞美好事物
9.充滿驚喜
10.富有想象力的浪漫情人
What I Want in a Man-Revised List (age 32)
1. Nice looking (prefer hair on his head)
2. Opens car doors, holds chairs
3. Has enough money for a nice dinner
4. Listens more than talks
5. Laughs at my jokes
6. Carries bags of groceries with ease
7. Owns at least one tie
8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal
9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries
10. Seeks romance at least once a week.
我理想的男友標準-修訂版(32歲時)
1.五官端正(有頭髮者優先)
2.上車幫我開車門,入座幫我拉椅子
3.有足夠的錢享用美妙的晚餐
4.少說多聽
5.我說笑話的時候一定要大笑
6.逛街的時候幫我拎包
7.至少有一條領帶
8.喜歡家裏烹飪的晚餐
9.記得我的生日和各個紀念日
10.一週至少製造一次浪漫約會
What I Want in a Man-Revised List (age 42)
1. Not too ugly (bald head OK)
2. Doesn’t drive off until I’m in the car
3. Works steady -- splurges on dinner out occasionally
4. Nods head when I’m talking
5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes
6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach
8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids
9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down
10. Shaves most weekends.
我理想的男友標準-修訂版(42歲時)
1.不太醜(謝頂也可)
2.我上車後纔開車
3.工作穩定-偶爾外出吃飯
4.我說話的時候點頭
5.通常記得笑話中的妙語
6.有足夠的力氣搬傢俱
7.沒有啤酒肚
8.不買帶螺旋蓋的香檳
9.記得放下馬桶座圈
10.大多數週末會刮鬍子
What I Want in a Man-Revised List (age 52)
1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed
2. Doesn’t belch or scratch in public
3. Doesn’t borrow money too often
4. Doesn’t nod off to sleep when I’m venting
5. Doesn’t re-tell the same joke too many times
6. Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends
7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear
8. Appreciates a good TV dinner
9. Remembers my name on occasion
10. Shaves some weekends.
我理想的男友標準-修訂版(52歲時)
1.保持鼻子和耳朵處的毛髮整潔
2.不在公共場合打嗝或搔癢
3.向別人借錢不要太頻繁
4.當我生氣的時候不許打盹睡着
5.不要多次重複講同一個笑話
6.週末不要一直賴在牀上
7.常換內衣褲,襪子要成對
8.欣賞電視晚餐
9.必要時記得我的名字
10.有時週末會刮鬍子
What I Want in a Man-Revised List (age 62)
1. Doesn’t scare small children
2. Remembers where bathroom is
3. Doesn’t require much money for upkeep
4. Only snores lightly when asleep
5. Remembers why he’s laughing
6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself
7. Usually wears clothes
8. Likes soft foods
9. Remembers where he left his teeth
10. Remembers that it’s the weekend.
我理想的男友標準-修訂版(62歲時)
1.不要嚇唬小孩子
2.記得浴室在哪
3.不需要太多錢生活
4.睡着的時候鼾聲較小
5.記得自己爲何大笑
6. 行動自如
7.通常穿着衣服
8.喜歡軟的食物
9.記得把自己的假牙放哪了
10.記得哪天是週末
What I Want in a Man-Revised List (age 72)
1. Breathing
2. Doesn’t miss the toilet
我理想的男友標準-修訂版(72歲時)
1.活的
2.找的到衛生間
