幽默風趣英語故事四則

幽默故事，能讓你在信手翻啓間開懷一笑，得到身心的徹底放鬆、心緒的怦然萌動、情感的欣然釋放。下面本站小編爲大家帶來風趣幽默的英語故事四則，歡迎大家閱讀!

　風趣幽默英語故事：這到底是哪

Stormy weather diverted our Dallas-bound flight to another airport.

雨暴天氣使我們本來飛往達拉斯的航班不得不轉飛另一個機場。

As we approached the runway, the pilot came on the intercom:"For those of you who are not familiar with the area,this is Lubbock, Texas.

當我們的飛機靠近跑道的時候，飛行員通過對講機說：“對於那些對這個地區不熟悉的人，這裏是德州的Lubbock”。

"Then he paused."And for those of you who are familiar with this area,I think this is Lubbock, Texas."

然後他停頓了一下，接着說，“對於那些熟悉這個地區的人，我感覺這裏就是德州的Lubbock了”。

風趣幽默英語故事：她懷孕了嗎

A woman went to the doctor's office where she was seen by one of the new doctors ...

有個婦女去看病，爲她診治的是一名年輕的醫生。

but after 4 minutes in the examination room, she burst out, screaming as she ran down the hall.

檢查進行了大約四分鐘，她哭着跑了出去，在走廊裏面一邊跑一邊大叫着。

An older doctor stopped her and asked what the problem was, and she told him her story.

一位老醫生攔住了她，問她發生了什麼事，婦女告訴了他事情的經過。

After listening, he had her sit down and relax in another room.

聽她說完，老醫生讓她坐在另一間屋子裏放鬆一下，

The older doctor marched down the hallway to the back where the first doctor was and demanded, "What's the matter with you?

他自己穿過走廊來到新醫生的辦公室：“你是怎麼搞的?

Mrs. Terry is 63 years old, she has four grown children and seven grandchildren, and you told her she was pregnant?"

特里太太今年63歲，她的四個孩子都成年了，還有7個孫子孫女，可是你居然對她說她懷孕了?”

The new doctor continued to write on his clipboard and without looking up said, "Does she still have the hiccups?"

新醫生繼續做着他的紀錄，眼皮都沒擡一下：“她現在還打嗝嗎?”

風趣幽默英語故事：我還是喜歡傳統的儀式

A young couple met with their pastor to set a date for their wedding.

一對年輕的夫婦和牧師商定婚禮的日期。

When he asked whether they preferred a contemporary or a traditional service, they opted for the contemporary.

牧師問他們是喜歡當代儀式還是傳統的，他們選擇了當代的。

On the big day, a major storm forced the groom to take an alternate route to the church. The streets were flooded, so he rolled up his pant legs to keep his trousers dry.

婚禮那天，強烈的暴風雨迫使新郎走了另一條路去教堂。街上積水很深，爲了避免弄溼褲子他捲起了褲腿。

When he finally reached the church, his best man rushed him into the sanctuary and up to the altar, just as the ceremony was starting.

最後他終於來到了教堂，伴郎趕忙擁他進了大殿走上聖壇，典禮開始了。

"Pull down your pants, whispered the pastor. "Uh, Reverend, I've changed my mind," the groom responded. "I think I would prefer the traditional service."

“把褲腿放下來。”牧師小聲說。“嗯，牧師，我改變主意了，”新郎說，“我想我還是喜歡傳統的儀式。”

風趣幽默英語故事：維持婚姻的祕訣

Some people ask the secret of Anthony's long marriage.

有人問Anthony擁有長久的婚姻的祕訣。

They take time to go to a restaurant two times a week:

祕訣是：他們每週去兩次餐廳：

a little candlelight dinner, soft music, and a slow walk home.

聽着輕柔的音樂吃一頓燭光晚餐，然後漫步回家。

The Mrs. goes Tuesdays; He goes Fridays.

不過Anthony太太是週二去，而Anthony是週五去。