英語笑話:控制女人的男人 Two Lines In Heaven

Everybody on earth dies and goes to comes and says "I want the men to make two line for the men that dominated their women on earthand the other line for the men that were whipped by their , I want all the women to go with St Peter."

世上的每一個人都上了天堂 神說 :" 要男人分成兩隊 , 一是在世上控制女人的男人 ,另一是被女人鞭打的男人 .另外女子自成一隊 , 跟着聖彼德去 ."

Said and done, and there are two lines. The line of the menthat were whipped was 100 miles long,and the line of men that dominated women, there was only one man.

隊伍列好後 , 一是被女人鞭打的 ,有 100 英里長 , 一是在世上控制女人的 ,僅有一人 .

God got mad and said. "You men should be ashamed of yourselves.I created you in my image and you were all whipped by your at the only one of my sons that stood up and made me n from him! Tell them, my son,how did you manage to be the only one on that line?"The man said, "I don't know, my wife told me to stand here."

神生氣的說 :" 你們男人應該感到羞恥 ,我按照自己的形象創造了你們 ,而你們被女子鞭打 . 看看 , 我唯一的兒子 ,站着使我驕傲 . 你們應該向他學習 .告訴他們 , 兒子 ,你如何成爲唯一站在這一隊上的 ?"這男子回說 :" 我不知道 , 我太太叫我站在這的 !"