幽默搞笑雙語笑話
笑話使人們在刻板的生活中感到一絲快意和放鬆，在人們的日常生活中起着重要調劑作用。下面本站小編爲大家帶來幽默搞笑雙語笑話，希望大家喜歡!
幽默搞笑雙語笑話1:
One day a boy came to his teacher and said:"Teacher，my dad wants to know if you like roast pig.”
一天有個男孩去對他老師說:“老師，我爸想知道你是不是愛吃烤豬肉。”
"I certainly do，”said the teacher, "And you tell your father he is very kind to think of me.”
“當然口，”老師說，“去告訴你父親，多謝他想着我。”
Days passed，and nothing more was said about the roast pig.
好幾天過去了，男孩再沒提起烤豬肉的事兒。
Finally the teacher said to the boy，“I thought your father was going to send me over some roast pig.”
最後老師對男孩說:“我以爲你父親要給我送點烤豬肉來呢。”
"Yes，"said the boy，“He did intend to，but the pig got well.”
“是啊，”孩子說，“他是這麼想的，可後來豬病好了。”
幽默搞笑雙語笑話2:
Mother asked her litter daughter who was reading a book，"What are you reading，dear?”
媽媽問正在讀書的女兒:“親愛的，你讀的是什麼書?
"I don’t know，”the litter girl answered.
女兒回答道:“我不知道。”
"You don't know? But you were reading aloud，so you must know.”
“你不知道?你不是在朗讀嗎?你應該知道的。”
"I was reading aloud，mummy，but I wasn't listening,”explained the child.
女兒解釋說:“我是在朗讀，可我沒有聽。”
幽默搞笑雙語笑話3:
Misha is a pupil in Grade 5 and has just begun studying day after supper, Misha's father asked Do you like geography，Misha?”
米沙是小學五年級的學生，剛開始學地理。一天晚飯後，他爸爸問他:“米沙，你喜歡地理嗎?”
"Yes，Dad，I like it very much.”Misha said.
“喜歡，爸爸，我非常喜歡。”米沙說。
"Have you learned about the density of population in different parts in the world”Misha’s father asked.
“你們學過世界不同地區的人口密度嗎?”爸爸問。
"Yes，of course，we have." Misha answered.
“當然學過。”米沙回答。
“Do you know where people are the most populous?”Misha’s father asked.
“你知道哪兒的人口密度最大嗎?”爸爸又問。
Misha didn't answer thought and thought，and then he burst out，“People are the most populous in the bus on Sunday.”
米沙沒有馬上回答，他想了好一會兒，然後突然大聲叫道:“星期天的公共汽車上人口密度最大。”
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