四則趣味英語幽默笑話

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經典英語笑話：還是家裏好

A surgeon returned from a safari in Africa.

一位外科醫生剛從非洲狩獵回來。

"How did it go?" asked his colleagues.

“這次打獵順利嗎?，’同僚問道。

"Oh , it was very disappointing," replied thesurgeon.

“喔，實在太令人失望了，”外科醫生答道。

"I didn't kill a thing. In fact, I'd have been better off staying here in the hospital. "

“我什麼也沒獵殺到，實際上，還是待在醫院裏比較有成就感。”

經典英語笑話：你真是有問題

A man reported to his doctor that he was having trouble going to thebathroom',event)">bathroom.

一位老兄對醫生說明他上廁所有困難。

"Do you urinate in the morning?" asked the doctor.

“你早上有小便嗎?，’醫生問他。

"Yeah, every morning at six o'clock. "

“有，每天早上六點鐘。”

"And how are your bowel movements?"

“那大便情況如何?"

"Seven o'clock every morning, just like clockwork. "

“像時鐘一樣，我每天準時七點鐘上大號。”

"So what's the problem?"

“那問題到底出在哪裏呢?"

"I don't get up until eight. "

“我八點鐘才起牀。”

　經典英語笑話：爬的越高跌得越重

The psychiatrist was a bit perturbed. He had cured his patient of his delusions but still the man did not seem happy.

一位心理醫師感到有些厭煩。他已治好一名病人的幻想症，但那名患者似乎仍然不快樂。

"What's the matter, Mr. Jones?" he inquired. "Aren't you glad to be dealing with the worldrealistically?"

“到底是怎麼一回事，瓊斯先生?”他詢問道。“難道你不喜歡踏實地面對周圍的一切嗎?

"Oh, sure. Doc, sure .... Only, last year I was Genghis Khan and now I' m nobody ! "

“喔，是的，醫生，我是很願意。只是去年我還是成吉思汗，現在我成了無名之輩!”

經典英語笑話：誰在放屁

A young man was visiting his girlfriend's parents for the first time.

有位年輕人第一次去拜訪女朋友的父母親。

He had been quite nervous about it, and hisnervousness was manifesting itself as gastric distress.

他好緊張，緊張到腸胃不舒服。

Agonizingly, he felt the urgent need to release some intestinal gas.

令人苦惱的是，他急着要排除腸內的空氣。

Surreptitiously, he emitted a "silent but deadly. "

於是他放了個臭得要命的悶屁。

"Rover! " the girlfriend's mother admonished.

“路寶!”女朋友的媽媽警告家裏的狗。

The young man realized that the family dog was sitting under his chair, and saw a way out of his difficultieis.

那個老兄知道他女朋友家的狗就坐在他椅子下，想出了一個解決難題的方法來。

Desperately seeking relief, he let out a Larger hooter.

他急於舒解，便放了一個更大的響屁。

"Rover!" shouted the mother.

“路寶!”媽媽又一次叫着她家的狗。

Thinking his problems were over for sure, the young guy emitted a real window rattler.

年輕人以爲他的問題已經結束了，於是他放了一個連窗戶都爲之振動的大響屁。

"Rover ! " cried the mother, "get over here before he shits on you"

“路寶!”媽媽喊道，“快過來這邊，免得他在你身上拉屎!”