外國風趣幽默笑話閱讀
在日常繁忙的生活，也不要忘記了放鬆自己。下面本站小編爲大家帶來外國風趣幽默笑話三則，希望大家喜歡!
外國風趣幽默笑話：飯前的謝恩祈禱
This Christian was thrown into the ring with a lion. Terrified，he fell on his knees and started praying. At the same time the 1ion dropped down on it's knees and started praying too. The Christian, overjoyed, exclaimed, "Thank God! Another Christian!”
一個徒被扔到獅子籠裏，萬分驚恐之下他跪在地上開始祈禱。與此同時，獅子也跪在地上開始祈禱。這個基督了非常高興，說道“感謝上帝!原來這還有個教徒!”
To which the 1ion replied，"I don't know about you, but I'm saying grace before dinner.”
獅子聽了馬上回答說“我不認識你，剛纔我是在做飯前的謝恩祈禱。”
外國風趣幽默笑話：生意不景氣的時候
George worked in San Francisco He was not married, and he usually had his lunch, and occasionally his dinner, in small restaurants.
喬治在舊金山工作。他沒結婚，通常他都是在小餐館吃午餐，偶爾也在那兒吃晚餐。
One evening he decided to go to an expensive restaurant, and when he got in, he saw a large，heavy man who he had not seen for several years sitting by himself at a table. He thought for a few moments and then remembered the man' s name, so he went up to him and said politely, "Hello, Mr. Grey. How's business?"
一個傍晚，他決定到一家貴一點的餐館去吃飯。進去的時候，他看見一位塊頭很大，好幾年沒見面的朋友獨自坐在一邊。他想了一會兒，記起了這個人的名字，就走過去很禮貌地說:“晦!格雷先生，近來生意可好?”
"Oh, it' s not good at all,” the large man answered.
這位大塊頭回答:“一點也不好。”
George looked at the expensive food and wine on Mr. Grey's table and was surprised. "It certainly doesn't look as if your business is bad，”he said.
喬治看了看格霍先生桌上的美酒佳餚，很驚訝地說:“看來你的生意好像不壞嘛!”
"Well，”Mr. Grey answered sadly, "I'm afraid you’re wrong. A few years ago I was doing very well, and could afford to bring my wife to this place for dinner too.”
格雷先生滿臉愁容地回答:“哦!恐怕你搞錯了。幾年前，生意不錯的時候，我可以把我太太也帶來一塊兒吃晚餐。”
外國風趣幽默笑話：換個工作
The doctor looked at his tongue, felt his pulse, knocked on and began: "Same old story, my much confinement. Do not deny it patient his chest friend. Too much confinement, Do not deny it. Walk, Walk.”
醫生看了一下病人的舌頭，摸了摸脈，敲了敲胸部，然後說:“老問題，朋友。活動太少，別不承認。你需要大量的戶外鍛鍊，散步，散步，散步。
“But, doctor. . .”
“可是，醫生……”
“Don’t argue with me. I am the doctor. Take my advice, Walk ten times as much as you do now. That’s the only thing that will cure you.”
“別和我爭論，我是醫生。聽我的勸告，走十倍於你現在走的路。這是治癒你的病的惟一方法。”
“But my business…”
“但我的工作……”
"That is just the trouble. Your business! Well, change your business, so that you can get a chance to walk more. What is your business?"
“問題就在這裏，你的工作!噢，換個工作，這樣你就有機會多走動了。你是幹什麼的?”
“I'm a letter-tamer.”
“我是一個郵遞員。”
