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![開心一笑:師生問答之我愛炸雞]()
Inclasstheteachershowedpicturesofvariousbirds.Thenheaskedoneofthestudents,"Whatkindofbirddoyoulikebest,Jack?"Jackthoughtamoment,thenanswered,"Friedchicken,sir."老師在課堂上向學生們展示了各種各樣的鳥的......
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![開心一笑:我願意從飛機上跳下去]()
Elevenpeoplewerehangingonaropeunderahelicopter,tenmenandonewoman.Theropewasnotstrongenoughtocarrythemall,sotheydecidedthatonehastodropoff,otherwisetheyareallgoingtofall.Theywerenotabletochoosethatpers......
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![開心一笑:買貓保險的原因]()
你的主人們把你當寵物養是爲了減少壓力，如果你不能爲主人減少壓力，那麼你會被控告玩忽職守，這就是你爲什麼要買貓保險的原因。......
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![開心一笑:不同的飛機,同樣的結果]()
Acoupleofhunterscharteredasmallplanetoflythemtoaforest,andmadeanappointmentwiththepilottocomebackandfetchtheminabouttwoweeks.Attheendofthetwoweeks,theyhadshotalotofanimalsthattheywantedtoloadontothepl......
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![開心一笑:他真是一個大人物]()
Heisreallysomebody!"Myunclehas1000menunderhim.""Heisreallysomebody.Whatdoeshedo?""Amaintenancemaninacemetery."他真是一個大人物！“我叔叔下面有1000個人。”“他真是一個大人物。幹什麼的？”“墓地守墓人。”......
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![開心一笑:喬治·華盛頓的前輩]()
Ateachersaidtoherclass：“Whowasthefirstman?”“GeorgeWashington，”alittleboyshoutedpromptly．“HowdoyoumakeoutthatGeorgeWashingtonwasthefirstman？”askedtheteacher，smilingindulgently．“Because，”saidthelittleb......
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![開心一笑:The Doctor Knows Better "神醫"生知萬事]()
Amanwashitbyacabinthestreet.Hewasbroughttothehospital.Hiswifewhowasstandingupbyhisbed,saidtothedoctor:"Ithinkthatheisveryill.""Iamafraidthatheisdead."saidthedoctor.Hearingthis,themanmovedhisheadandsai......
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![開心一笑:冷靜,冷靜!]()
Inthesupermarketwasamanpushingacartwhichcontainedascreaming,bellowingbaby.Thegentlemankeptrepeatingsoftly,"Don'tgetexcited,Albert;don'tscream,Albert;don'tyell,Albert;keepcalm,Albert."一個......
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![開心一笑:公交車上笑話多]()
HeardonapublictransportationvehicleinOrlando.奧蘭多公車上的聲明。"Whenyouexitthebus,pleasebesuretoloweryourheadandwatchyourstep."“當您下車的時候，請務必低頭並小心腳下。”"Ifyoumissyourstepandhityourhea......
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![開心一笑:那個"甜嘴"老公的真相]()
Berniewasinvitedtohisfriend'shomefordinner.Morris,thehost,precededeveryrequesttohiswifebyendearingterms,callingherHoney,MyLove,Darling,Sweetheart,etc.伯尼被邀請到朋友家吃晚餐。莫里斯，也是請客的主人......
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![開心一笑:網絡時代]()
按任意"鍵"繼續。......
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![開心一笑:朋友和好朋友的區別]()
朋友，會在你入夥新居的時候幫忙搬運傢俱；而好朋友，則是當你失意失戀的時候，即使是半夜都能從被窩裏出來陪你去喝酒買醉，並且在你爛醉如泥的時候把你搬回去住處的人......
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![開心一笑:更性感一點]()
我只是想更性感一點……......
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![開心一笑:未來正常的體重]()
我的醫生希望我能達到正常的體重。但是如果現在每個人都很重，那麼我現在的超重未來就是正常的。......
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![開心一笑:成功的鑰匙]()
成功的鑰匙就是浴室門的鑰匙，我在那裏可以進行最好的思考。......
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![開心一笑:雙語城市 Bilingual City]()
ApatroninMontrealcafeturnedonatapinthewashroomandgotscalded."Thisisanoutrage,"hecomplained."ThefaucetmarkedCgavemeboilingwater.""But,Monsieur,Cstandsforchaude—Frenchforhot.Youshouldknowthatifyoulivei......
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![開心一笑: Senior Class 做事不要太較真]()
Duringthedoctor'speriodicvisittomyelderlymother,ItoldhimthatMotherwouldbecelebratingher98thbirthdayinfewdays.Delightedbythenews,hebentdownandgaveherakissfortheoccasion.Hethenannouncedthathe,too,wo......
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![開心一笑:爲今天而活]()
昨天僅僅是個回憶，明天只是個幻想，爲今天活着吧！這是來自我們信用卡公司的宣傳語。......
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![開心一笑:湯姆上學遲到的原因]()
Teacher:Tom,whyareyoulateforschooleveryday?Tom:EverytimeIcometothecorner,asignsays,School-GoSlow.老師：湯姆，您爲什麼每天上學遲到？湯姆：我每次路過拐角，一個路標上面寫着：學校——慢行。......
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![開心一笑:死後的探望]()
AnelderlywomanfromBrooklyndecidedtoprepareherwillandmakeherfinalrequests.Shetoldherrabbishehadtwofinalrequests.First,shewantedtobecremated,andsecond,shewantedherashesscatteredoverBloomingdales.布魯克......
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![開心一笑: 商店競爭中的佼佼者]()
Threecompetingstoreownersrentedadjoiningshopsinamall.Observerswaitedformayhemtoensue.三個互相爭生意的商店老闆在一條商業街上租用了毗鄰的店鋪，旁觀者等着瞧好戲。Theretailerontherightputuphugesignssaying,G......
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![開心一笑:難兄難弟 The Two Men]()
Apartyofvisitorswerebeingshownroundalunaticasylum．Theycameacrossoneindividualinthegrounds，withwildeyes，dishevelledhair，feverishlyendeavouringtocatchfliesandkeeptheminhispocket．一羣遊客被領着參觀一所瘋人院......
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![開心一笑: Talking clock 會說話的鐘]()
Whileproudlyshowingoffhisnewapartmenttofriends,acollegestudentledthewayintotheden.一個學生帶他朋友們參觀他的新公寓，甚是得意。Whatisthebigbrassgong（鑼）andhammerfor?oneofhisfriendsasked.Thatisthetalkingclo......
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![開心一笑:誰在打架? Who was fighting?]()
Whowasfighting?誰在打架？Mother:Freddie,whyisyourfacesored?Freddie:Iwasrunningupthestreettostopafight.Mother:That'saverynicethingtodo.Whowasfighting?Freddie:MeandJackieSmith.媽媽：弗雷迪，你的臉爲什麼那......
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![開心一笑:在廚房能幫助老爸減肥]()
咱們在廚房能幫助老爸減肥。......
