相關一笑的英語精選

甲魚：我敢肯定，正當咱們聊天的時候，我老公正在網上呢……乙魚：我懂你的意思啦……我敢打賭，我家那位正在線上呢……......

AlawyerandanengineerwerefishingintheCaribbean.Thelawyersaid,"I'mherebecausemyhouseburneddown,andtheinsurancecompanypaidforeverything."一個律師與一個工程師在加勒比海邊釣魚。律師說：“我到這裏是因爲我......

YoungerScout:HowcanItellthedifferencebetweenamushroomandatoadstool（毒菌）?OlderScout:Justeatonebeforeyougotobed.Ifyouwakeupthenextmorning,itwasamushroom.年少的童子軍：我怎樣才能把蘑菇和毒蕈區別開呢？年長的童......

Idon'tknowwhatcausesglobalwarming,butI'venoticeditalwaysgetsalotwarmerwhenIpee.啥是影響全球變暖的原因，偶是不懂滴~不過，每次我在尿尿時，的確感到周圍有那麼一些變暖了……......

Amangoestothedoctorandsays:“Doctor,whereverItouch,ithurts.”有一個人去看醫生，說：“醫生，不管我碰哪裏，都好疼。”Thedoctorasks:“Whatdoyoumean?”醫生問：“什麼意思啊？”Themansays:“WhenItouchmyshoulder,itreall......

Atadinnerpartyashyyoungmanhadbeentryingtothinkofsomethingnicetosaytohishostess.Atlasthesawhischancewhensheturnedtohimandremarked,"Whatasmallappetiteyouhavetonight,Mr.Jones.""Tositnexttoyou,"herepliedg......

OneofmyfavoriteteachersatSoutheastMissouriStateUniversityinCapeGirardeauwasknownofhisdrollsenseofhumor.Explaininghisgroundrulestoonefreshmanclass,hesaid,"NowIknowmylecturescanoftenbedryandboring,soIdo......

Mother:Ilefttwopiecesofcakeinthecupboardthismorning,Johnny,andnowthereisonlyonepieceleft.Canyouexplainthat?Johnny:Well,IsupposeitwassodarkthatIdidn'tnoticetheother.媽媽：約翰尼，我今天早上在櫥子裏放了......

每日一句口語：Havingacalmsmiletofacewithbeingdisdainedindicateskindofconfidence.被輕蔑的時候能平靜一笑，這是一種自信。【知識點講解】disdainedv.鄙視(disdain的過去式和過去分詞)；不屑於做，不願意做；例句：Idisdained......

Onedayaboycametohisteacherandsaid:Teacher,pawantstoknowifyoulikeroastpig.Icertainlydo,saidtheteacher,andyoutellyourfatherheisverykindtothinkofpassed,andnothingmorewassaidabouttheroastpig.一天有個男孩......

咱們在廚房能幫助老爸減肥。......

Ahistoryteacherandhiswifeweresittingatatable,thewifeaskedAnythingnewatwork,andhereplied:"no,IamteachingHistory."一位歷史老師和他的妻子吃飯。妻子問到工作上有什麼新鮮事。丈夫回答說：沒有，我是教歷史的。......

Dentist:Pleasestophowling.Ihaven'teventouchedyourtoothyet.牙醫：請你不要再喊了！我還沒碰你的牙呢。Patient:Iknow,butyouarestandingonmyfoot!病人：我知道，可是你正踩着我的腳呀！......

Amantriedtogetajobinastageshow.一個人想在一個舞臺劇中找份工作。"Whatcanyoudo?"askedtheproducer.“你能幹什麼呢？”負責人問。"Imitatebirds,"themansaid.“模仿鳥兒，”那人說。"Areyoukidding?"answeredtheproduc......

Mr.andMrs.Taylorhadaseven-year-oldboynamedPat.NowMrs.Taylorwasexpectinganotherchild.泰勒夫婦有一個七歲的兒子，名叫帕特。現在泰勒太太正懷着第二胎。Pathadseenbabiesinotherpeople'shousesandhadnotlikedt......

Twooldfriendsgottogetheraftermanyyearsandsoonfelltodiscussingtheirhusbands'faults."We'vebeenmarriedfifteenyears,"onewomansaid,"andeverynightafterdinnermyhusbandalwayscomplainsaboutthefood.""Ho......

-¿Sabescuáleselpaísqueprimeroseríe,yluegoexplota?-你知道哪個國家一笑就爆炸嗎？-Jaaaa.¡POOON!-日本（japón）！哈哈哈，真·笑到爆炸！聲明：雙語文章中，中文翻譯僅代表譯者個人觀點，僅供參考。如有不妥之處，歡迎指正。未經......

Apartyofvisitorswerebeingshownroundalunaticasylum．Theycameacrossoneindividualinthegrounds，withwildeyes，dishevelledhair，feverishlyendeavouringtocatchfliesandkeeptheminhispocket．一羣遊客被領着參觀一所瘋人院......

Aprofessorwasgivingabigtestonedaytohisstudents.Hehandedoutallofthetestsandwentbacktohisdesktowait.一天，教授正在給學生們監考。他發下試卷，然後回到講臺前等待。Oncethetestwasoverthestudentsallhandedthetests......

昨天僅僅是個回憶，明天只是個幻想，爲今天活着吧！這是來自我們信用卡公司的宣傳語。......

AGreatManTeacher:WouldShakespearebeagreatmanifhewerestillalivetoday?Student:Ofcourse.Hemustbeagreatman,forsofarnobodyhaslivedtoover400years.一名偉人老師：如果莎士比亞還活着，他會是一名偉人嗎？學生：當然。因爲......

AfriendofminewasgivinganEnglishlessontoaclassofadultwhohadrecentlycometoliveintheUnitedStates.Afterplacingquiteanumberofeverydayobjectsonatable,heaskedvariousmembersoftheclasstogivehimtheruler,thebook......

我給你開些抗壓力的藥。無論何時只要你的電話響的時候，給每一個耳朵貼一片。......

我的醫生希望我能達到正常的體重。但是如果現在每個人都很重，那麼我現在的超重未來就是正常的。......

就我看來，不道德的道德規範比沒有道德規範要好。......