外國最新風趣笑話三則

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　外國最新風趣笑話：賺錢

A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money.

一個年輕人向一位老富翁請教如何賺錢。

The old guy fingered his worsted wool vest and said，"Well, son, it was 1932. The depth of the Great Depression. I was down to my last nickel. I invested that nickel in an apple. I spent the entire day polishing the apple and，at the end of the day, I sold the apple for ten cents. The next morning, I invested those ten cents in two apples. I spent the entire day polishing them and sold them at 5:00 pm for 20 cents. I continued this system for a month，by the end of which I’d accumuLated a fortune of $1 .37. Then my wife's father died and left us two million dollars.”

這個老人指着自己那破舊的羊毛馬甲說:“看，孩子，這是1932年的。在經濟大蕭條時期，我窮困到只剩一個硬幣了。我用它買了一個蘋果，並用一天的時間把這個蘋果擦亮，到了晚上，我把這個蘋果賣掉了，得到了10美分。第二天，我用這10美分買了兩個蘋果，又用了一天的時間把它們擦亮，晚上5點多的時候，我把蘋果賣20美分。這樣幹了一個月之後，我幸運的積累到了1. 37美元。然後，我妻子的父親去世了，留給了我們200萬美元的遺產。”

外國最新風趣笑話：收考卷

One day a student was taking a very difficult essay exam. At the end of the test, the professor asked all the students to put their pencils down and immediately hand in their tests. The young man kept writing furiously，although he was warned that if he did not stop immediately he would be disqualified. He ignored the warning, finished the test 10 minutes later, and went to hand the test to his instructor. The instructor told him he would not take the test.

一天，一個學生正在參加一個非常難的論文考試。考試結束了，教授讓所有的學生放下鉛筆，把他們的試卷交上來。但是他仍舊在不停地寫。無論教授怎麼警告他，甚至說如果不馬上停筆的話就取消他的考試資格。這個學生仍舊在不停地答卷。十分鐘後他寫完了，但是教授拒絕收他的試卷。

The student asked, "Do you know who l am?"

這個學生問:“你知道我是誰嗎?”

The professor said，"No and I don’t care.

教授嚴肅地回答說:“不，我也不想知道你是誰。”學生繼續追問說:“你真的不知道我是誰?”

The student asked again，"Are you sure you don't know who I am?"

教授說不知道。

The professor again said no. So the student walked over to the pile of tests, placed his in the middle，then threw the papers in the air.

然後，這個學生走到那堆試卷前，把他的試卷塞到了那堆試卷的中間，然後把它們全拋向了空中。

"Good.” the student said, and walked out. He passed

“太好了。”學生說完就離開了。他考試通過了。

外國最新風趣笑話：瘋人院

Late one night at the insane asylum one inmate shouted, "I am Napoleon!”

一天深夜，在瘋人院裏一個患者大喊:“我是拿破崙。”

Another one said, "How do you know?"

另一個病人說:“你是怎麼知道的?”

The first inmate said, "God told me!”

“是上帝告訴我的。”

Just then, a voice from another room shouted, "I did not !”

這時隔壁的一個聲音說:“我可沒有告訴他!”