外國英語風趣笑話四則
在日常繁忙的生活，也不要忘記了放鬆自己。下面本站小編爲大家帶來外國英語風趣笑話四則，希望大家喜歡!
外國英語風趣笑話：一元錢
The Teacher asked Tom:"Why did you come to school so late this morning?"
老師問湯姆:“今天早上你爲什麼遲到了?”
"Someone lost one dollar.”Answered Tom.
“有個人丟了一塊錢。”湯姆回答說。
"Oh，now I know money ,”the teacher you helped him find said.
“噢，我知道了，你幫助他找錢了。”老師說。
"No,I stood on the money until the person went away," was Tom's reply.
“我一直站在那一塊錢上，直到所有的人都走了。”湯姆回答說。
外國英語風趣笑話：洗臉
Teacher: David，why don’t you wash your facie`? I can see what you had for breakfast this morning?
老師:“戴維，你爲什麼不洗洗你的臉呢?我都看得出來你今天一早上吃的是什麼。”
David: What was it?
戴維:“我吃什麼了呢?”
Teacher: Eggs.
老師:“雞蛋。”
David: Wrong, teacher. That was yesterday.
戴維:“不對，老師，那是我昨天吃的。”
外國英語風趣笑話：偉大的科學家
Teacher; Can you tell me anything about the great scientists of the 18th century?
老師:“誰能告訴我有關十八世紀的偉大科學家的一些事情呢?
Pupil: Yes, sir, I can. They are all dead.
學生:“老師，我可以，他們都死了。”
外國英語風趣笑話：太快與太慢
A man traveling at 130 miles per hour on the road was stopped by traffic police.
一個男人把車開到了每小時130英里的時速。警察把他攔了一下來。
“Sorry, officer.” Said the driver, “Was I driving too fast?”
“對不起，警官，”司機說，“我是不是開得太快了?”
“No, sir. You were flying too slow.”
“沒有，先生，你只是飛得太慢了。”
