外國英語趣味笑話三則

在日常繁忙的生活，也不要忘記了放鬆自己。下面本站小編爲大家帶來外國英語趣味笑話，希望大家喜歡!

　外國英語趣味笑話：你現在要幹什麼

After a family meal one night, 3 generations of the family are sitting around chatting. A 4 year old is sitting on her grandfather's knee.

晚飯後，祖孫三代人圍坐一起聊天，四歲大的孫子坐在祖父的膝蓋上。

4Yo: "Grandpa, can you make a noise like a frog?"

四歲的孫子:“爺爺，你能學青蛙叫嗎?”

G: "What?"

爺爺:“什麼?”

4Yo: "Can you make a noise like a frog?"

四歲的孫子:“你能學青蛙叫嗎?”

G: "Why do you want me to make a noise like a frog?"

爺爺:“爲什麼想讓我學青蛙叫呢?”

4Yo: "Well, last night Daddy said that when you croak we can all go to Disneyland.”

四歲的孫子:“因爲昨晚爸爸說，你像青蛙那樣叫了，我們就可以去迪斯尼樂園了?”

Luckily the old man took the comment in good humor.

幸運的是，對這件事老人一笑了之。

外國英語趣味笑話：他們希望什麼

Heard this morning on CNN that a lot of the Iraqi troops surrendered when, instead of the foot soldiers they were expecting, American tanks rolled in. Didn’t anybody tell them that Americans never walk anywhere they can drive?

今早從美國有線電視網中聽到:當美國坦克進攻的時候，伊拉克部隊投降了，因爲他們原以爲來的會是美國步兵。難道在這之前從來就沒有人告訴過他們，美軍是能開車就決不步行的嗎?

　外國英語趣味笑話：如果我先死了怎麼辦

A couple who have been married for 20 years is preparing for bed when the following conversation takes place. . .

一對已經結婚20年的夫婦正準備睡覺，然後就有了下面這段對話:

She: "Honey, if I die before you, would you remarry?"

妻子:親愛的，如果我死在你前面了，你會再婚嗎?

He: "That's a morbid question!”

丈夫:這是個可怕的問題。

She: "No, I really want to know.”

妻子:可我真的想知道!

He (pauses to think): "Yes, I suppose after a decent amount of time I might Remarry.”

丈夫:對，我想在你死了相當長一段時間後，我也許會再婚的。

She: "Would she live in our house?"

妻子:那她會住我們的房子嗎?

He: "Well, the mortgage is almost paid off一would you really expect me to move?"

丈夫:咱們的抵押貸款已經還清了，難道你真的忍心讓我搬家嗎?

She: "Would she wear my mink coat?"

妻子:那她會穿我的貂皮大衣嗎?

He: "You know I paid幻，500 for that coat- would you really want me to sell it for a loss?"

丈夫:你是知道的，我可是花了3500美元買的這件大衣，難道你真的忍心，由於你的去世就讓我把這大衣賣了嗎?

She: "Well, would she drive my BMW?"

妻子:那她會開我的寶馬嗎?

He: "No. Absolutely not. She know how to drive a stick shift!”

丈夫:不，決不會，她不會開手動檔的車。